Captain Charisma

ur no bigger than a spanner :D

there is only one god :D
me :D

ur there wankin u mean :D

dont matter who u look like :D
one things for certain :D
ur still a fruitcake :D

id feel a rite tit :D
then pet the pussy :D

lookin in the mirror :D

wow :D

hey betty is that u in the pic :D
tell u wot i wud slip u it if it is :D

if u bought those things in the sale betty u got robbed :D
they look like sumthin outa the wizard of oz :D
boots that the old wicked witch from the west strutted around in :lol: :D
delete that image at once but post a pic of ur tits instead :D

were u in :D

has a wart with hairs on the end of his knob :D
now who wants 2 suck him :D

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

humph..an im not mortally offended cos u didnt want me to slip u something

i wudnt slip u sumthin even it ur gona slip me the cash 2 do it :D

@Beatty Blue wrote:

Can a person be subconsciously attracted to someone and not know about it till it some how comes out?

when mine comes out ull be attracted to it trust me :D
thats all u need 2 know rite now betty :D

@Beatty Blue wrote:

everything’s f*cked up right now

no its not betty boobs :D
ull know when ur f*cked up :D
ull be sore for a month :D

hey cuntz u havnt eaten properly until uve tasted me :D

id slip it in drunk or not :D
im not fussy :D

i only jumped u cos i needed 2 get rid of a load :D

scots can go suck on my haggis :D

@Squeezy wrote:

hope you are all behaving yourselves (yeah right!) and I will be back as soon as BT get themselves shifted.

no panic squirmy :D
stay away as long as u want :D
nxt year will be time enuff :D

@galaxy wrote:

Took my 4th driving test this morning and I’ve passed ( with only 2 minors :D ) so I’m now walking around with a huge grin on my face :D

i normally walk round with a huge grin in my trousers :D
so u passed the test on the 4th :D
u must have give the bloke head :D
aint no other way ud pass with the way u drive :D

@cazwitch wrote:

A WHITE RA-RA SKIRT & MATCHING TOP, WITH DIFFERENT COLOURED RIBBON EDGING ON THE LAYERS – SCARY :shock: :shock:

4get the clothes the scariest part was ur face in them :D