Captain Charisma

i nearly fell asleep after readin the 1st line :lol: :D

i like 2 polish my knob :D

hey marty how u gona die aged 54 wen ur ova 60 :D

hey ice prick r u wankin urself of u sad act :D

im gona die while on the job :D

has a face like a map of old russia :D

who r u :D

thx oink but im much better :D
yes id shaft the poster below me :D

fancy a room specky :wink: :D
il shaft u in2 nxt xmas and beyond :lol: :D

i get it out all the time :D
its quite a handful :D

im thankful 4 wot i hav :D
im well hung :D

i luv 2 give that :D
im not a taker :D

i luv dishin out the meat :lol: :D

i sleep on my back with the bed sheets hung over me like a tent because its so huge and stands to attention at all times :D

id hav said scatty was over 50 around the waist :D

happy birthday specky :D
ur lukin well on it 4 ur age :D
id still hump u :D

i like 2 polish it :D

im 12 in the trouser department :D

but left the gimp out :D

congrats germz gud luck until the nxt 1 :D
i didnt kno ur up the duff canadian woman :? :D