cath 55

only the third set of patterns stood still does that mean i turned into a senior citizen whilst watching the first and the second? :wink:

i’d prefer not to remember mine lol……… but as im now in my second childhood if i take me memory pills im sure i cud find something…….. :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

anyone ever heard of the Ethiopians ? King Tubby ? Mighty Diamonds ? Yabby You ? the Black Ark ?

I’m so excited I just can’t hide it.

Jamaica has produced well over 100,000 records over the last 50 years – an extraordinary output for a population of little more than two million. Although a few of these recordings have…

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oooooooo you bought fifi a new car toy? lol……..

@toybulldog wrote:

I’m wondering if the denizens of the JC zoo will this day be inclined to be uncouthly erotic, or funny imparting sudden luffs, or boring with gunwales awash, or surreptitiously cogitating, or suppressing frank qualms in deference to not **inobvious pertubations.
Some of the hyenas have nothing to say to me nor I to them – “on…

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@toybulldog wrote:

I always go from gate to gate,
soaked to the bone and all burned up;
All of a sudden I’ll lay my right ear
in my right hand.
Then my own voice sounds to me
as if I had never known it.

Then I don’t know for sure, who it is that’s screaming,
me or just somebody else.
I’m screaming about next to nothing, really.
Poets scream about…

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@polythene_pam wrote:

Makin a bacon butty. :)

tuts so am i now!!! lol :wink:

@ice man wrote:

sat in forum 2 bored shitless

hey ice hows you hunnie, btw im only in here cos im bored lol…….and hows jay hunnie? xxxx I’d play marbles to releive the boredom but i’ve lost mine :roll: :wink:

gawd i must be bored venturing into forum 2 lol………. well im a star cos me mum sed i was……….. she also added dim n distant pmsl :wink:

boxing is a barbaric sport!!! so there!!! tiptoes out of this section before anyone notices I’m here……. :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

We had rugby lessons at school once. I didn’t mind cos I liked all sports.

Terrible experience for someone who had spent years kicking a football in the street. I missed the first week because of bronchitis, so didn’t know the rules. It was a snowy blizzard of a January afternoon and there I was coughing it up in the cold. The…

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@cath 55 wrote:

hope you sorted this since yesterday toy lol :lol: :wink:

just look at the curves on that dreamlike picture of pink fluffy wonderment !!

ffs cath i’m only canine…….now you’ve made me come over all unnecessary and there’s so much drool on my keyboard, I’m getting electrocuted every time my paw trys to…

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if i wanted to buy marijuana out of a vending machine, would it say press the hash key? ……….well it is silly o’clock on a sunday morning what do you expect? lol :wink:

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? :? :wink:

do Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled ? :?

If god wanted me to touch my toes, why didnt he put them on my knees. ? :?

how can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?

is someone who jumps off a bridge in paris in seine? :wink:

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead?”

is an unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

does a wolf in sheeps clothing have a cross dressing problem? :lol: :wink: :wink:

lol mary j good post xxx

@toybulldog wrote:

so some cats have nine lives AND nine tails then, and like a bit of whipping huh ?
I knew a woman who found her son with an S+M magazine once. She said she was gonna spank him………….I wasn’t sure that was such a great idea though……….

thats nothing, I have far more than 81 tales ya land-lubbering chubsterer you xx,…

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@toybulldog wrote:

“god it’s tiny this place, you can’t even swing a cat”

?? I guess when the first house designers were measuring up rooms, one of them must have said –

“hey, pass me that moggy will ya…….”

If there’s not enough room to swing a cat then space is very tight; the room is very tiny. The cat in this instance is said not to be…[Read more]

hope you sorted this since yesterday toy lol :lol: :wink: