chickenman

aint they what they keep whiskey in :?

au contraire, we are better off ! I am no lover of New Labour,,but under them they are seeing pensioners alright and building schools,,we have more new schools and education policies than ever.. from little acorns.

The way its going the pensioners will be building the school’s cus they cant afford to pack up work ! and as for all the new schools…[Read more]

I’ve been called darling by waspish, see she does have a soft side :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

June 5, 2008

Anyone over the age of 16 who is caught with a knife will face automatic prosecution and risk a jail sentence of up to four years.

The figures also show that since 1997 only six people who were convicted of possessing a knife received the old maximum two-year prison sentence

Thats the problem, not will get a jail…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

The latest (and I love these stories!) is from a university don who claims to have seen lights in the skys over Wales.

Who are we to say there is nowt out there, what do we know?

they’re called street lights bless him Did you know theres that many cars in Wales now the locals have stopped pointing at them (sorry…

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I asked for a signed photo :lol:

He looks like the bloke who drove my cab last night, trust me on this one :lol:

I’m quite happy to donate my pubic hair, just not sure if it will straighten. You might end up looking like huggy bear :D

I wana be taken by a UFO, got nowt else to do :D I wana hover over essex and freak all the stoners out :lol:

What p1sses me off is how private companies have got access to pivate info from the DVLA. Also im i keep get those junk phone texts recently and the only people who have got my number are my mate and recently the local councils because im on the housing lists’s. So the councils have sold my number to so addy company without my permission and now…[Read more]

@Forget Me Not wrote:

well it’ll certainly stop male hetrosexuals and lesbians from speeding

Covers everyone on here then :lol:

I’d pay more council tax for that :P

Yep i been. I dont belive it myself but the night i went she picked me out and knew so much stuff noone else could possibly know. But i think my g/f at the time tipped them of :lol: You just got to look at it as entertainment.

My nan had 3 strokes before she died. After the first, the only sign was she swore a lot like she had torretts but we didn’t connect it with that at the time. The second time she lost the feeling down one side,opposite side to the damaged part of the brain. The third time put her into a veg state on life support and we had to turn her off.

@Forget Me Not wrote:

didn’t Elton John once demand that the internet should be shut down or something similar?

You calling me a big fat bald knob jockey !!!! :lol:

Get rid of the internet all together, prob solved :lol: she cant use what aint there.

should find out next month if we are quids in :D/

Wack in “protect and survive” in youtube, that will bring back memories of school times :D

Dont know whats been said allready cus i cant be arse to read it :lol: but you should watch a film called “threads”. It’s set in sheffield and its about what happens when a bomb goes off in the town, i think its got sean bean in it.
Love the topic, i got loads of books about it. A good one is “cold war” by English Heritage author wayne d croft.