chickenman

If you can get past the smell of wee old people are cool. I think they should be avalible for rent :D

10,000 post’s :shock: should have help not congratulated :lol: :lol:

have you tried sticking a fishermans friend up there, it might take the pain away O:)

@sunny wrote:

just keep laying there on ya front =P~ This wont hurt a bit

It prob that what got her into the problem in the first place :lol:

All i can say is, it’s a lot of bum to break in one go, must of been one hell of a fall :lol: :lol: :wink: or was is a fall :-k could of been some weird dogging essex swinging s3x game :shock:

Why couldn’t he of had a Bar or Pool table in the cellar like everyone else :roll:

:shock: PB

That’s soooooooooooooo gay :lol:

Bus fare gone up from 60p to £2:00 and tube fare gone up from £1:20 to £3:00 since Ken’s been in and dont forget the PPE c0ck up with the tube. Giving the running to Metronet so it does not cost us any money to maintain the tube yet we subsidised it by £70 million a month, thats £3,360,000,000 in total, plus the £2 Billion taxpayers have to pa…[Read more]

I got 17 out of 20 in the boob test, must be a fakeybooby expert :lol:

Not weird al but still made me laugh :D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=migOHydORfc

Don’t know if you know the song, Soulja Boy Crank That but this is a good p1ss take :D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1bzKsuhtnls

They have also sued for going cold turkey becuase they didn’t have access to drugs when they were sentenced.
Did you know that in a major incident like terrorism or flooding prisoners will be saved by the government before members of the public or for example children at school because prisoners are covered by the human rights act regarding care…[Read more]

Allways been the chickenman 8)

You only have to look at the prison population to see it must be easy because offender’s keep reoffending and going back for more.
Compared with getting a job, paying the bills and trying to keep a roof over your head, prison is the easy option. if it was up to me there would be no TV, no gym and def no drugs and if they kick of and have a riot…[Read more]

:shock: I found it bloody scary :lol:

Another one of his ideas is the street wardens and they have no power to do anything, even less than the cpo’s. All i see all day is them walking past my shop three together texting on their phones and carrying shopping bags and picking up £23,000 a year to do it.

I always thought to be a laaady you had to have less bodyhair than the men on here :lol:

He’s still a fat Bas***d

Your right PB but i do think its a bit of a cop out. £8,640,0000 is what it cost London business the a year just to have the Mayor and thats not including the congestion charge and all the other bits n peices, and i just think he does very little for business in London and they should get a bigger say. :D

Not much to know about scotland, smells of wee, everyones drunk and they beat their women with deep fried battered coverd Mars Bars (other choclate bars are avalible) :lol: