chickenman

@Slayer wrote:

they’ve got 2 out of 3 (not sure about petrol tax!) n they don’t seem to get much of the vote at all really

Because all the small party’s can’t steal millions from the tax payer to put in their war chest to field a candidate in every area.
I also remember back in 93 when they won their first seat in millwall and were then rem…[Read more]

Sky and NTL were a nightmare for me. I refuse to pay them both after having no BB for three months. They then wanted to send bailiffs around for the unpayed bill even though they broke contract my not providing the service. In the end they cut me off but still had to pay 6 months BB that I never had. Sky and NTL also refused to give me my…[Read more]

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It would be easy to win an election all you got to say is reduce petrol tax, hang pedo’s and murders and stop immigration and you would get 90% of the vote :roll:

And it’s his fault the fecking anorexic cheeky girls are still getting on tv :evil:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

This is all set to be the perfect marriage …… the utterly stupid marrying the totally greedy. Please God they never manage to breed !!!

Thought that about posh nbecks !

Didn’t know sun readers could read, I thought they just looked at the pictures :lol:

Made me laugh.
On the news the police find a body with no head,arms or legs. They are trying to establish the cause of death. Just a thought, having arms, legs and head cut off ?? :roll:

Think i just had a nasty accident :oops:

:shock: On your own star wars style (hand solo) or with someone else :lol:

You need to subscribe to sky hd channel’s. They are xtra and not part of the normal package i think. also avalible on virgin cable.Bt also do Tv via Broadband for your TV.
Did hear a rumour that the bbc are going to launch anytime soon a cable/broadband/satalite dish service which will give you access to HD programmes free of charge.
I’d wait 6…[Read more]

I’m supprised it ain’t been stolen yet :D

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How do you sponser a bonk-a-thon.
Is it per minute ? per second ? per sqwirt ? per groan ?
somebody help me here :?

Only one more series of topgear anyway so they will be waiting a long time for tickets :lol:

does it apply to fish as well ??

@Janey wrote:

can’t get four children on a bike!!

Have you tried a huge tank bag or bungies :lol:

I use diffrent email addys for diffrent things so i know if a get crap i know where they got the email addy from i then send them abuse then change my email addy :D I also add a made up middle initail to my name so if i get junk through the letter box i know where they got the details and i send them the junk i was sent.

Raising tax on gas guzzlers for the sake of the enviroment, hmmmmmm yet they are going to build more runways for more planes.Oh and did you see the huge gas guzzlers the Mp’s turned up in ! I’m confussed :? if i didn’t know better i could think it was just a way to raise money to waste :roll: They had to raise the price of achohol because it was…[Read more]

Ain’t eggs bloody exspensive this year :roll: