chickenman

I still would :lol:

Not everyone is gifted with our looks n brain’s pete mate

This bird does a good p1sstake out of her http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo

@PATS wrote:

Clean-cut Lineker, 47, is engaged to La Senza sexbomb Danielle Bux after forging a lucrative career as the nation’s top TV soccer pundit and crisp salesman.

Not sure i would describe Lineker clean cut after he was caught with his trousers down shagging “actress,singer,model” Danielle Bux while he was married ??

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’ll bet you do. I nearly got lynched myself a while ago when I mentioned the new Korean cookery book called “1,000 ways to wok your dog”….. so I know how it feels.

Miss read it at first, didn’t relise it said wok :shock:

@*Sian wrote:

When I was younger my dog used to do that to me all the time, Sandy was female :? :lol:

By the way, I laughed :lol:

Don’t belive you, we want to see video’s !

@sharongooner wrote:

@Pete wrote:

is that taller than fastcars ?

my cat is taller than fastcars

Does he drag his bum across the carpet as well ??

SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY AT EXTRA BANANA IN WEEKLY SHOPPING!

Happy Birthday !

i thought that’s what women were for, when the battery’s run out ?

It prob dont help when everyone in the music biz is off their t1ts on something seems to part of the package Same with all the models.
I dont care whos fault it is,if they want to take drugs thats up to them but dont start crying when it fecks your life up. Junkies are just like p1ss heads they are weak people who cant handle real life. I use to…[Read more]

cant beat a 3 1/2″ floppy one!

I would do that but id prob get mugged for it on the way home :D

He’s great. Loved the bit on his show when he sat in the chair and told stories :lol:

It’s ten years old think i just need to stop being tight and buy a new one :lol:

Wasn’t one of them only 13 years old, the youngest ever to win a Gold ?
Still there’s more important stuff, Have you seen posh’s new gezzer haircut :lol:

My groin feels funny, is that anything to do with it ???

i was given 7 links tonight and none of the worked :evil: bloody nazi’s!

I think they should put a hamster in it to see what happens :twisted:

Im still here but there is no gravity in my shop which is nice :lol:

*Paint’s Red Cross on Gooner Door*