Overheard at the Alaskan summit:
pootin: we’ve editted the pis s tape so that it looks like you’re drinking gallons of the stuff.
tRump: oh….
pootin: ..and the sh it….you remember the shi t?
tRump: (silence)
pootin: we’ve AI’ed a 10 year old girl into the sp unking scene.
tRump: How much of Ukraine do you want?