@forumhostpb wrote:
Dear Keith,
Thank you for signing up your account as a ‘new’ JustChat message board user. Please can you start off your ‘new’ usage by saying hello to all the other users (as they don’t know you of course) and then immediatly launch into a vitriolic attack on Geoff. (Everybody else does so you need to conform).
You should maintain that you have only just joined whilst making specific references to things that only a long established user could know.
In this context, it would help if you could refer to the usual list of things that he has done over, say, the last couple of years or so. The more snide your posts are, the more several of the other users will come to accept you with open arms.
(BTW it will of course never cross their minds that you have been here before, probably for a long time, as they will be too busy applauding your posts).
After a few weeks, you could progress to abusing and insulting other users, along the same lines as you have done with Geoff.
Wishing you many happy hours of fun with JustChat – and remember……. we care !!!
Yours etc etc
:shock: lmao