:shock: :shock: pats does NOT stalk girlies! [-( thats sunnys dept. slaps crazy hard and tells her to remove that inspectors uniform and put it back in the toybox! :evil: get ur tutu an stripey tights oroned for tnite girl…ur first up!!!!! :-
“tuts” theres no foolin you is there pats :lol: lmfaoooooo
can i do the double shift , i need the money hehehehe
“puts on her holey lilac tutu and holey stripey tights” :(
what!!!!! times are hard yknow :oops: lol
ya lost me fast hunny ?? theres a female ugo? :shock:
sound like my kinda mate , leathers , tight rubber , :D :D
n pink is my fav colour lol
maybe we should get some gurls tgether n open our own dungeon,
oooooh we could dish out some right pain , :twisted: :twisted:
chain up all the just chat men :D lol lol
can ya imagine it? they would run a mile :D lmaoooo
Right i have finished checking everything ,
and due to the rat infestation , used condoms lying around, chewed whips and the rusty chains in the dungeons not to mention the loo is leaking all over the place and i just seen a floating :shock: ….. well ya get me drift!!!!!
i am sorry mrs pats but your establishment needs reburbishing and cleaning immediately…..
please put the closed sign up asap, you are closed til further notice!!!!!
“hangs up the “condemned” sign up above the door”
……….CONDEMNED………… :shock: :shock: :shock:
mmmmmmm wonder if this will work, :roll: i gotta get the 500 quid from somewhere :lol: lmaoooo :-
pst; wotever ya do , :shock: DON’T go in the cupboard!!!! :lol:
PMSL…I think I just may fit in here. I’m mad as a cut snake. Just sitting back at the mo’ sussing it all out. Just hope they get my aussie weirdness. LOL.
awwww gerry i’m sure you will fit in nicely hunny xoxoxo
as fer weird, :roll: yep we got that too here :lol: LOL
Pete, :D you deffo bin in that cupboard toooo long
btw was my whip n purple fluffy handcuffs still in there??? :lol: :-