[crazy chick]

they take away announcements n put soap up instead :shock:

n who the … ……is Brooke Logan when he’s at home ?? :roll:

[crazy chick]

awww i did enjoy ty giggs xoxoxo
but heyho i not enjoying the ruff bit lol

oooooooooh i feeling old :lol:

[crazy chick]

came back to 6 tday , ty xoxoxoxox :D :D

so i sent them back out lol

[crazy chick]

ruff

who invented burfdays :?

[crazy chick]

ooooooohfeelingyucky :lol:

[crazy chick]

had some cheeky birthday cards as you do , do…. but this one tickled me :lol:
so thought id share it wiv you xoxoxoxoxox

Two women have a boozy nite out on the town and as they make their way home , they feel an urgent call of nature.

one woman says drunkenly to her mate,
“The cemetary is just up the road ……… we can nip in there,
have a wee behind the old gravestones and nobody will see us!”

So they stagger in , find a couple of suitable old headstones to duck down behind and relieve themselves.

“I haven’t got anything to wipe myself with” complains one woman.
“I’m gonna use my knickers and chuck em” says the other.
“Not bloody likely!” says the first, “i’m wearing designer knickers at forty quid a pair and theres no way i’m chucking them!”

In desperation, she hunts around and manages to find a nice fresh wreath, so she picks it up and uses that!

Satisfied, the two women stumble off and continue home.

The following morning, one woman’s Boyfriend telephones the other
woman’s Boyfriend, ” I think we’ll have to keep an eye on our Girlfriends mate, mine came home last nite without any knickers!”

“You could be rite!” said the other Boyfriend………………………. :roll:

………….”When mine turned over in bed this morning, I found a card
wedged between the cheeks of her bum that read ……………….

……… We’ll never forget you ……….
All the lads at the firestation! :lol: :lol:

[crazy chick]

awwwwwwwwwwwww THANK you yous lot!!!!!! bless :oops: ,

ive had a wild few days , 8) 8)
Tooo much partying and I am paying for it, :lol: lol .

(takes a deep breath) :lol: :lol:

soulieeeeee , ty , xoxoxoxox :lol:
wot you mean they don’t remember me???? :shock: pftttttt :evil:

awwwww ty Tempty hunny, luv the personalized happy burfday :D xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox :D

hehehe ty lamby xoxoxoxox, much appreciated :lol:

ty diddykinssssssssss xoxoxoxoxoxo :D

ty wilmaaaaaaa xoxoxoxoxoxox LOL yep again 8-[ :lol:

ty Amberose xoxoxoxoxoxox :D

LMFAO mary, ty hunny , xoxoxoxoxoxox :D
gonna nickname you “cheeky git” hahaha!!! lol

ty Poet , mwaaaaaaaaaah xoxoxoxox :D

ty PP1 xoxoxoxoxoxox :D

ty PATS xoxoxoxoxoxo :lol: :lol:
ooooooooooh wot you doin wiv me bum piccy??? 8)

mwaaaaaaaaaah fast ty , xoxoxoxox LOL is it??? O:) :-

ty Gyps hunny xoxoxoxoxox :D

[crazy chick]

@chess wrote:

WOOOOHOOOOHOOOO CRAZY

ya lovely mad eejit

Have a lovely birthday hunnie

x x x x x x x

awwwwwwww ty chessyhunny , xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
mwaaaaah xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

“coughs” erm can ya do me a waxin fer tnite hunny :D :D lol

its ok , only me legs :lol: hehehehe

[crazy chick]

hehe…….. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww catty hunny , :oops: only 18 mins into my burfday and you got me giggling :D :D :D
ty babes , i will be sooooo sloshed tnight i may fall into yours by mistake :lol: lol mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ty hunny lubs ya loads xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

ps …….dont ferget to wear ya earplugs , :lol:
i think its kareoke in the village pub 8) 8) hehehe

[crazy chick]

helloooo squeezy xoxoxoxo :D :D

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