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@sunny wrote:
offers to hold dawnys girls up for her :wink: :wink:
woooohooooooooooo :wink:
dunno if pluty will like that mind :lol:
@temptress wrote:
dawny how about the bras that are just like a cup taped on they reckon they hold ya up but ive never tried em, i need summat a little firmer to hold up these puppies :lol: (full scaffolding) :wink:
im same as u chick, full scaffolding to hold my “girls” up :wink:
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@geordiebird wrote:
My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a
good mood it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood it leaves a big f*cking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, “This will make you happy tonight.” He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn’t get back in.
A couple are lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman says, “I’ll miss you.”
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour.He said: “Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly”. She said: “Well, you’ve succeeded”.
He said: “Shall we try swapping positions tonight?” She said: “That’s a good idea…you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart”.
He said: “What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I gave you?” She said: “Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat nice guy’.
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can’t stand criticism.Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.Q: What makes men chase women if they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.Q: What do you do if you see a man running around with half a
head?
A: Reload and try again:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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you sent me these on saturday, and i was reading em out loud while pi ssed, i couldnt read for the tears that were streamin down me face ffs, even pluty was laffin at the way i was laffin ffs :lol:
pluty drove 7 hours from scotland to south wales straight after work to meet me :D and while i was waiting on him to come down, i was out clubbing with my friend sian :lol: he got lost driving round merthyr and we had to get in a taxi to go look for him :lol: finally found him, took him to my house and gave him a cup of tea :lol: i was p issed an was dancin in the living room and he asked was i gonna give him a cwtch :lol: so i did :D poor b00ger was knackered tho, so i put him to bed in kimberleys room and the rest is history, we been together ever since.
on the day we get married, will b our 2 year anniversay :Dim fricken knackered meself
was tired b4, but i just got back from swim airobics an by god that woman is tryin to kill me, i swear she is :shock:
Tired :(
am so fed up of being tired :(
is it our own ikkle rainny in the green top?
i live in a real quiet town, but the last cpl weeks, there have been gangs walkin round our town and they been jumping ppl, some have had serious injuries, 1 has been left with brain damage, 1 night they put a wheely bin thro someones window so they could get at someone ffs
