[Dawny]

actually MUN ur a dish =P~

[Dawny]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

pluty already looked, there aint 1 in ours

plus we want it on our puter without havin to connect to tinternet

[Dawny]

im 19 months in, on cold turkey so to speak, after smokin 80 a day

if i can do it, anyone can, as the stress i was under at the time was extortionate

but i did it :D

[Dawny]

i dont get many pm’s, and the ones i do get are replys to what ive sent :(

[Dawny]

this is sooooo sad

[Dawny]

an email of geodie bird :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i got tears ffs :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dawny]

@rubyred wrote:

THE FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE SCALE FOR SCOTLAND.
50F degrees people in Southern England turn on the central heating.
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants.

40F degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably.
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs.

35F degrees Cars in the South of England refuse to
start.
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down.

20F degrees Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats.
Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & women start wearing mini-skirts.

15F degrees Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent.
People from Dundee swim in
the North Sea at Broughty Ferry.

Zero degrees life in the South grinds to a halt.
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it
gets cold.

Minus 10F degrees Life in the South ceases to exist.
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket.

Minus 80F degrees Polar Bears wonder if it’s worth carrying on.
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers.

Minus 100F degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole.
People in Stirling put on their ‘long johns’

Minus 173F degrees Alcohol Freezes.
Glaswegians get nasty because all the pubs are
shut.

Minus 297F degrees Microbial life starts to disappear.
The cows in Dunfermline complain about farmers with cold hands.

Minus 460F degrees All atomic motion stops.
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands.

Minus 500F Hell freezes over.
SCOTLAND WINS THE WORLD CUP

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im on same latitude as you beatty ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: ur f/uckin hilarious u r :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dawny]

my kids faces when i started to do e video workout in front room :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dawny]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ruby ur proving to b an amusing and valuable asset to JC :D

[Dawny]

i dont even look like my pic anymore :?

u will have to wait for me wedding pics dimply xxx i wanna look me best :lol:

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