dee

I’ve never dreamed of anyone on here, but having said that, there used to be many a time I was so pished on here, I may well of done but just couldn’t remember the next day :lol: What I have done is been in certain places/situations and thought of other people from here. For example, driving past Nottingham and thinking of Sian :shock: ,…[Read more]

I watched it last night for the first time (I always seem to miss it). Some wonderful ppl on there. The little baby one had me in tears, but as I’m a hardy mackem I hid them well :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

Ooopps When was the last time you went to the theatre?

Shocking :shock: Last year, My Fair Lady.

When was your last holiday ?

Fruity and nutty with a dense woody smell :lol:

Thanks you 2 x

@*Sian wrote:

Just watched a documentary on sexomnia… it’s like… whoo :shock:

Tell more!

@dee wrote:

@dee wrote:

Left my little un’s scratch mits off for bed last night. Half past four, the sound of him sucking his finger, well, it made me smile for about 10 seconds then I went in the spare room. Bad bad mother :lol:

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Quoted mesel there when I meant to quote Sian. What a tit, I don’t think I’m that funny,…[Read more]

@dee wrote:

Left my little un’s scratch mits off for bed last night. Half past four, the sound of him sucking his finger, well, it made me smile for about 10 seconds then I went in the spare room. Bad bad mother :lol:

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@Bat wrote:

When I was about 6, me and my brother were watching a programe about harpooning whales on the telly, so: I went out the kitchen and got one of our two goldfish out onto a spoon and harpooned it with a pin. :oops: :oops:
btw, the bit about the fish was the reason JA used to come in the room sometimes as “fish murderer”, lmao. :lol:…

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I killed my sister’s budgie by feeding it Mars Bar and it choked. Never meant it to choke :oops: but I never fessed up. And that’s the only thing I’m fessin up to on here!

Left my little un’s scratch mits off for bed last night. Half past four, the sound of him sucking his finger, well, it made me smile for about 10 seconds then I went in the spare room. Bad bad mother :lol:

my eyes fecking hurt now from trying to get her to change direction. She moves anto clockwise for me.

@sunny wrote:

When they make the lil car out of cakes

No wonder im a fat f00ker lol 8)

And the lil lad who is in a suit and sells bog roll love it

Did you ever get the text about the car ad sunny, was funny as fook. Love the little boy one too.

A couple of classic responses there :lol:

Oh many a thing concerning the puter when I’ve had one to many :oops: . I am of course an angel now O:)

The one with russell brand in it. Can’t srand russell brand and i can’t remember what the ad is for, but it makes me giggle!

@sharongooner wrote:

Im bored, lets make some up

Prawn In the USA – Bruce Springsteen

Cod save the Queen – Everybody

Good bye Yellow Brick Toad – Elton John

That’s just beyond bordem Shazza!

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Scotlands a grand place innit…. 8)

u ever bin to the gorbals……………. :shock: 8)

Not since my op…. 8-[

heheh. :lol:

I’ve heard the Gorbals are all posh now Pats :shock:

@*Sian wrote:

@dee wrote:

Back to topic…….Scotland was great :lol:

:lol: Did you go to here >> http://www.firstcity.force9.co.uk/bridges.htm

Damn that looks good :lol:

Back to topic…….Scotland was great :lol: