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@pefkos wrote:

I was going to, but decided to administer oral sex instead

thought you’d creep back into JC quietly and unassumingly huh pef :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

my instructor teling me we are gonna start thinking about my test :D

Make sure he wears a condom ok? :mrgreen:

Tell you what made me smile yesterday… Had to phone T-Mobile, and was talking to this lass, and she had a Geordie accent, and OH GOD, i sat there, and Phwoarrrrrrrr… Want…

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Bloody hell, can’t believe it’s been a year!!!!! ‘Bout time you two had another one :lol:

Not sure Beatty, first I’ve seen of it

:lol: :lol: :lol: perfect end to a perfect day :lol:

@Giggles wrote:

gentle, strong natured, caring, funny, loyal and honest :D

:P :P :P

yip………………..that’ll do me. Chuck in the fact that he’s tall and good looking (superficial I know :roll: ) and can cook and I’ll marry him :lol:

Keep bananas seperate from the rest of the friut in the bowl as placing bananas with other fruits makes them ripen more quickly :lol:

@Will Power wrote:

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

And you guys critisize my grammar????

Oh by the way, do you like the new way that i am typing???
i do hope it is to everyones satisfaction.
:wink:

Emma xx

I would have stuck to your previous style Dizzy :lol:

You Will only bring out the worst in the pedants. Not me of course, you were ok the way you were…

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A spot just below my lip turning into a colesaw :twisted: :twisted:

Can’t think of any apart from those already mention, but Giggles, after I worked your siggy out (took approx 5 seconds), it had me in fits :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

had to much drink over the weekend dee
and to much crap yesterday when hung over lol

ahhhhhaaaaa, the dreaded apres bender munchies :roll: ……….never mind flowerpot, just start again from today and it’ll just be a little set back, rather than thinking ‘I’ve blown it si I’ll just pig out’! (Spoken like a true expert!! :lol: )

@geordiebird wrote:

not being able to stick to a diet

awww, GB, how did you slip, it may not be as bad as what you think

Cornbeef……………..full of muck :wink:

I see PB is trying to drum up a debate thread :lol:

I agree PB……..I don’t do housework :wink:

@pikey wrote:

My worst ever, and there have been a few, was in the Student’s Union at Essex. A thoroughly well packed place was impeding my progress towards the poor students who were forced by their financial short failings to work behind the bar on a Saturday night. God bless them.

Anyroadup, this pikey decided a bit of Spiderman like agility…

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@pikey wrote:

:lol: OK – I believe you. Have you brought any baps?

I’ve seen GB’s baps and they are pretty impressive let me tell you :lol: :wink:

Oh, and I missed you flowerpot….I sent you an email and you hadn’t yet replied :twisted: ………..this explains why :lol:

I never touch them myself……….far to high in calories :wink:

@Giggles wrote:

sunday….. :-#

bet you don’t really keep it shut on Sunday :wink: :lol:

@pikey wrote:

:D Did I win yet? I can’t find the poll…

That’s cause you’re on the perfect gent one………not the perfect man :roll: :lol:

Tonight…………..going to the gym, then getting slowly pished, watch the tele, play triv 8) and stagger to beed :lol:

Tomorrow…………..getting eyes testing then retail therapy in Newcastle. Saturday night going to the pictures, don’t know what to see yet.

Sunday……….lazy day 8)

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