dee

ahhhaaaaaa, I get it now :roll: :roll: :roll: I done it the other day and it came out as footballer, can’t remember what it was now but I was like wtf????? :lol:

And here’s me getting all excited thinking I’d finally made it and got a thread of my own :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jack Dee’s cool, although I don’t think he’s as good as he used to be

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Come along now children – we’ve all heard the words before in the playground.

Its time to use some of the thousands of other words in the English language OK?

fine with me……………I still have nee idea what’s going on :lol:

friggin hell, I feel like I’ve been smoking illegal stuff :lol:

the fact that it’s home time…………..adious amigos :lol: :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

plus, he can’t read

simon cowell would be a good un to have too

hmmmm, wonder if JC complies with the good practice guide for websites under the DDA :? :? :lol:

(Of course we do – we discriminate against everybody equally. – Ed)

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@dee wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Flirty-Guy wrote:

So I take You are best Friends :wink: :lol:

:lol: i wouldnt touch him with sians……………… 8)

That’s a good point…………..wonder where Sian is :?

she pm’d me to say she will only be poppin in and out every now and then

Miss her humour…..pass on my regards Lucky :D

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Donna-Elaine

Don’t ask me what I had you down for but it wasn’t a Donna Elaine :?

@PATS wrote:

@Flirty-Guy wrote:

So I take You are best Friends :wink: :lol:

:lol: i wouldnt touch him with sians……………… 8)

That’s a good point…………..wonder where Sian is :?

this ones been done before but what the hell………..I’m dee, but you can call me D for short :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

I wonder how mermaids have sex… :-k

or give birth…..ouch 8-[

Sorry…just pondering. :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: Strange thoughts Squeezy :lol:

@Grim Reaper wrote:

@dee wrote:

You seem to know alot about condoms….. :-k :-k :-k :-k

I teach sex education in my spare time Grim :wink: :wink:

ok, he may be over 30 but hell, it works for me :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

david blunket

I was gonna say him but as he appears to be very quite at the mo, thought it would be a waste of space :roll: :roll:

I cry at Eastenders :wink:

Tony Blair and Peter Kaye 8)

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@dee wrote:

my eyes glaze over in the summer……………..nowt to do with hayfever,….more to do with the amount of wine consumed sitting in beer gardens 8)

lmao Dee… and in winter, from the open fires I assume lol?

8) 8) that’s a bloody good point lucky, here’s me blaming it on the central heating :lol:

Fancied my maths teacher Mr Hall like mad :lol: :lol: friggin hated the subject thou :twisted:

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my eyes glaze over in the summer……………..nowt to do with hayfever,….more to do with the amount of wine consumed sitting in beer gardens 8)

@Captain Charisma wrote:

so says pecker :roll: :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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