Delilah

**I have the cat!!**

Ransom demand to follow shortly…

Legally Blonde Lifestyle complete with own harvard degros’, Matthew Davis, cute assessories and chihuahua. With much luv, del x x x

We need a more achievable plan, with better odds than 1 in 13,983,816!!

Many happy returns :D

!!!!!

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She’s a brunette…[Read more]

I have not laughed so much since Tuesday gone – thank you folks :D

This is meee.. The one hanging from a tree….

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And yes… I am reallllly am this Fine.. To all you doubers out there :P

Who’s sending us round the world?! I’ve missed all those offers!

How funny.. I have a thing for brunettes.. Who knew..

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I’ve actually seen this movie ages ago Luce :D

My life is not interesting enough to portray a film… 2 weeks notice perhaps…

:shock:

For LuceLockets..

I’ll check my bank balance Pasty…! Are they expensive…?

Oh dear lol not quite sure what’s happened here – I blame Luce x x x

1) What was the last thing you ate? Malteasers
2) last film you watched? 2 Weeks Notice
3) last place you went to? Kitchen
4) last item of clothing you bought? A brown frock
5) last time you cried? Last Tuesday following receipt of another parking ticket
6) last time you smiled? Just now
7) last time you got danced? February 1936
Cool last time…[Read more]

You soppy thing you :D

Goody Bag Offering to Pasty…

1) Life-size cardboard cut out of Mr T
2) Limited Edition Bumblebee transformer toy
3) Promotional 500gram bag of flying saucers
4) One unwashed pair of Sam Fox’s undies from 1984
5) £25.00 Waterstone’s voucher

Much luv, del x

There is a scandal of sorts which is how highly vulnerable you are while under the influence. It could well be your wallet or motor vehicle next time dear :D

Luce: – I wish you would read my texts more fully, that wasn’t quite how I put it x x x

I haven’t quite worked out the difference between internet and non-internet friendships yet – has it got something to do with the style and colour of font..