desmondy

@desmondy wrote:

@LucyLocket wrote:

1. A night with Cheryl Cole
2. ipone 4s
3. Two one way tickets around the world for me and Delilah
4. A utility room( be nice if sarah could oblige this one)
5. A years supply of diet coke
6. A years supply of jelly tots
7. Back stage pass to pink in concert ( so i can perve )
8. To be invisible for a day
9. To…

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@desmondy wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

Sigh okies, I’ll settle for the bra gang. What shall we name our beloved gang? We need a good one!

A bunch of right tits????

just a thought….

well no Des, we have left ones too you know. :roll:

Not funny cheeky bum.

@desmondy wrote:

Apologies for posting on a woman-only thread but…

That’s ok Dessy… it just confirms what we all thought…. That you’re a right old woman!

@Melody wrote:

@desmondy wrote:

The title to this thread caught my eye. A few questions? sure I can do that.

On closer inspection it appeared to be longer than a Tolstoy epic.

So for the benefit of those infected with mongism and general ‘cantbearsedtoreadallofititis’, such as myself, is there any chance of a bite size version.

ie a FEW…

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@desmondy wrote:

The title to this thread caught my eye. A few questions? sure I can do that.

On closer inspection it appeared to be longer than a Tolstoy epic.

So for the benefit of those infected with mongism and general ‘cantbearsedtoreadallofititis’, such as myself, is there any chance of a bite size version.

ie a FEW questions?

:?

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@desmondy wrote:

The title to this thread caught my eye. A few questions? sure I can do that.

On closer inspection it appeared to be longer than a Tolstoy epic.

So for the benefit of those infected with mongism and general ‘cantbearsedtoreadallofititis’, such as myself, is there any chance of a bite size version.

ie a FEW questions?

:?

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@desmondy wrote:

My hearts bleeding for you pasty!!

And I for one cannot believe none of these chatwenches have taken you as their e-squeeze.
What is chat coming to?!?!?

For the record if we didnt share the same gender id naturally invite you out on a date, to jc, for a marathon 2 day bender of e-hilarity and scrolling action!!

Perhaps even a…

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@desmondy gut wrote:

Sweet u seem to become more inbalanced with every 21st birthday hun :D

desmondy me old fruit am lonely and in need of a life…if i dont big me up who will lmfao xxxx :lol: