Dibbs

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and…[Read more]

its more a awwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

*similar to the sensation when I eat a Mars Bar that is :idea:*

Feel free to enlighten me more if you would.

regards

D.

mids f 58″Ahhhhhhh !!!

Is that a painfull ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
:?:

metallica01

hiya dibbs,

when are we going sailing then???

ive bought a mars bar just for :lol: :lol:

I shall set sail heading due north Metallica………….

Are we going somewhere warmer

o O (did somebody say ‘Mars-bar’)

fastcars wrote:

smileysfriend wrote:
I’ll pay the baitch £5 to stay with Tiscali 8) 8)

*slips a tenner in the pot*

Ditto……………

It’s tradition that a captain goes down with his ship………………..

sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!…………lol

the whole idea was for me to jump off ship and let it sail away into the sunset Biff………

Biff. . . . . . .alway’s welcome on-board ‘My Ship’

That way I thought was the kindest way to say

*GoodBye*

May good fortune shine upon all you do
I leave with these few lines to you
It’s obvious there’s…[Read more]

Well Well……………………now there’s a suprise………

*opens another bottle of Rum*

As we all get along so well there’s not really a lot more I can say……..

I mean……..

Pat’s. . . . should be in the galley!

Ugo. . . would make an excellent rigger……he’s always friggin in the ‘riggin’

Sunny. . . . the very best company a…[Read more]

*sounds of chains rattling from below deck*

*Hatch opens*……………

Cough splutter………..

I say that rum was good, I just had to have a sleep down in the hold to make sure we had enough supplies and I dreamt we was going to disneyland…………..

*salutes second in command*

Wise choice!!

*Smiles at sunny for bringing him…[Read more]

I FLMARO AT PINK OBOE PLAYER…….about three posts back!!

tut tut griff

Sunny may be something to do with carpets but she’s never taken sides and she always fight’s a fair battle as we all do nowadays!……dont we???

at least I like to think we do?

**anyone for a glass of Rum**

*Rattles cabin door and shouts*

SUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy my…[Read more]

what the mayor of ‘santa fe’ asking for a nice easy job and a life of luxury?

*sounds like a plan*

Awfully nice to see you NM

Dibb’s x

**shakes his head in dis-belief**

I go away for a weekend on land and the ship nearly sinks, Sunny done the right thing though!!!!

*shares his jaffa cakes with Sunny coz she bought him some more Rum*

I understand there a motley crew second in command…….you’ll have to whip them harder for their mis-givings……..

apart from the odd…[Read more]

Don’t moan at me fast done the whipping…………… :roll:

Hurry up Sunny my bottles empty……….

hoist the ‘Jolly Roger’………….we’re going for a cannonball shoot out!!!

*throws empty rum bottle overboard and belches ‘blue peter theme tune’*

An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a
garment
on the counter. “I’ll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress.”
she says.
“Come again?” says the clerk, cupping his ear.

“No” she replies. “This time it’s mayonnaise.”

*orders neon lightign for inside of car*

*doesn’t ask about Marmite*

o O (is there going to be a rack and some stocks in the room)

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Well Well……………you can hardly call this the good ship venus can you???

Right……

**giggles as fast makes pat’s 20 lashes wiser………** (nothin kinky going on here is there…………. :roll: )

Sunny,
your ordered by me to hand Pat’s the mop and let her swob the decks……..hehehehe!……………

(Everso slight overide of…[Read more]

*brilliant Idea*

**Sends car to have tinted windows fitted and extra large bass subwoofers **

Gotta look the part if pimping after all!

8)

This was at the front of my mind when I posted this thread……………

A very special good morning Diane (good location isn’t it!)

‘Keep ya woolly hat on coz I bet it’s fekkin cold up there”

regards

Dibbalot (Idiot of the round table)