Dibbs

FEK…………………..wot you done with ^sian^, squeezy & beatty??

lol

D. x

The silliest thing I did recently was put the entire contents of a cleaning porters cupboard into my mates hotel room whilst staying in france.

It took ages and he was sound asleep drunk and I was so gutted I didnt see his face as he awoke in the morning……….the guy responsible for the floor in the hotel stood there going mad in ‘his french…[Read more]

**takes out eyeball and eat’s it!……………..well you said nutter’s only.

**opens bottle of vodka tips same on floor then lays on ground with straw *passes everyone a straw*……..and begins sucking………..lol

*Call’s pizza hut and smiles to himself*………….. where’s FEK gone…….

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is there room for this sane one?

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you hit em with ya best humour that’s something everyone appreciates…………age is a silly old number………experience is priceless…………

Fek xxxx

yeah kidda I doubt I’ll ever forget the ‘dissapearing pizza’…………..it’s a wonder fingertips were left intact!.

Day’s like that make life worth living with the banter and the laughter……..

I think I won at pool as well :o

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Dawny FEK is you kane em off they SOOOO deserve it lol……….

Sod the housework, put ya feet up and chill, Dee and me have been doing that at work allday……..seperate locations of course!.

And to Tempt……..your slap across my chops still makes me laff………I copped another of my good lady the other day ‘coz I gave one of those cheeky…[Read more]

I am doing that at work you cant do that at home as well Dee…….!

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

**Good luck FEK**

and you know I mean that

((((FEK))))

All the very best for your first day, if I ever need a little smile I think back to a particular night when Tempt slapped me across the chops and the laughter roared…………………

it really makes me laugh…..

good luck Fek.

Dibb’s xxxxxx

put your feet up and have a cup of tea…..

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wass happeningggggggg!!

Morning Dee

D. x

Morning volksie

8)

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Thankyou Diane….

hope your well!

I shall remain as nutty as ever!….

D. x

I knew that Dee was a nice person *wink*

it was an unselfish multiple request wasnt it!

…………o O (I just got away with that didn’t I…?)

D. x

Congrats on such a wonderfull idea for a thread…….

not being a material person in any sense, I’d wish for happines, goodhealth, and no strife on all of this troubled world for friends – family – and loved ones.

p.s. and good weather whenever I was at sea sailing……. :wink:

D. x

spiv [Show phonetics]
noun [C] UK OLD-FASHIONED INFORMAL DISAPPROVING
a man, especially one who is well-dressed in a way that attracts attention, who makes money dishonestly

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Bit dissapointed there hasnt been any arguing on this thread yet?

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*runs around the place screaming like a scalded cat because FOXY is back in the house “in her very own wispy style”……

**kick’s juke box and makes it play tush wiggling tunes*

foxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*blows kisses and runs away*

D. x

wood pigeon?

Question 13 is:-

What would you see if there was a turdus on your window sill?

“if you found a big turdus”……….one would expect to find a “Big Burdus” that would have dropped it there?

**apologises and leaves on his space hopper*

Dib x