Druid

Get em back from day one, when you get dragged from the womb kicking and screaming (at birth, before I get any comments plz :roll: )…………SLAP BACK!!!!!

Today was Wednesday………this is one of my exercise days when I go swimming, I don’t swim much about 30 lengths of a full sized pool in around half an hour, three times a week, it’s good exercise for my cardiovascular system, my energy levels, my lung expansion and oxygen transfer rates and much much more……………nothing could possibly…[Read more]

Following a slow vehicle through a traffic light junction and the camera goes off on ME!!!! bloody great big GRRRRRRRR!

@MustangAllie wrote:

WHEN SOMEONE ACCUSES ME OF THINKING IM BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE IM AMERICAN BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE IM AMERICAN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

We’re all humans underneath no matter what colour or creed, trouble is when you look to deep you find an asshole now…[Read more]

Hi Sweet

(Sorry to butt in DOA….) :lol:

All the info you need is here sweet, choose you model and run with the instructions, you should be back online soon, I guess your using another PC right…[Read more]

Ok Ok I got this sussed, as its Wedlessieday…………….(Druid runs off and hides :P )

1) Joan Armatrading: The Weakness in Me

2) The Indigo Girls: Power of Two

3) Melissa Etheridge: Come to My Window

4) Sophie B. Hawkins: Damn, I wish I was your Lover

5) k.d. lang: Constant Craving

6) Jill Sobule: I Kissed a Girl

7) Sade: By Your…[Read more]

Now thats got :lol: ta be the best jump start i’ve ever seen

@Smiley wrote:

@Cas wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Gosh there is so much that gets my back up these days & theres a few things I’d love to say about in here, but my moral reasoning prevents me from doing so:-s :lol:

If the cap fits Ugo [-X

It’s a rather large thread don’t you think Ugo?, but to put it all in here would mean having a photographic…[Read more]

@Bat wrote:

@(f)BB46 wrote:

I found this thread buried deep in the file 8-[ lol…………………..i wanted to ask advice as to how i can change me avatar, :-k have a wonderful idea for a new one lol :D/

BB in your profile where it shows you the current image for your avatar, just click browse and find the new pic you want. If it tells you…

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@Bunny wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

:lol: druid, is that a take on sailingal’s joke, or wherever she got it, wasn’t it about a blonde :lol:

well thought it was funny and im blonde !! well done druid !! =D> =D> :lol: :lol:

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like crazy…. (She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.)

@Bat wrote:

Something else that winds me up. Iresponsible pig ignorant dog owners who let their bloody dogs shit all over the pavement outside my sons school. FFS. :evil: Theres loads of kids coming out of school and from the infants nextdoor and they all get their shoes covered in it because of these ignorant people. If you cant clear up after…

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Agencies……..friggin job agencies
Ok I need a job, so went into town on the bus, usual pram issues on the entrance to the bus but hey…
Got into the first agency, being a bit nervous (as you are) I went about the form filling in etc etc, nothing at the moment Mr Druid, but we’ll keep in touch, Cool.
Now then, when I went in there were two…[Read more]

@Babycham wrote:

Well well Druid, what a funny thread. havent laughed as much for ages. I agree with everything here and can relate to it lol. Now i have a gripe. Why when walking along a street, do young lads SPIT. YUK. I have actually been spat at by a young lad from a group because i happened to look at them pmsl. Got into trouble for it when…

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@Constantino wrote:

:lol: druid, is that a take on sailingal’s joke, or wherever she got it, wasn’t it about a blonde :lol:

I’ll have to scroll up and read that :shock: , no I haven’t read SG’s yet

Why, thank you Buns :)

Ok my first go here, so bare with me…….

Ugo was driving home over the Severn Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn’t you know a welsh copper jumped out and clocked him with radar. Ugo pulled over like a good driver does.
The welsh copper walked up to the window and said, “You know how fast you were going BOY?!?”
Ugo thought for a second and asked,…[Read more]

Am I a bit late in saying the ‘I’s’ have it? :lol:

@Cas wrote:

@Druid wrote:

Call me Mr Angry or what, but don’t you realise that sometimes some people live on another planet?, this was typical today….

1. Local rag got shoved through the letterbox, nothing unusual?, lazy little sod never pushes it all the way in, even though he’s been told, therefore if it rains it gets wet…….and the rolled…

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@ugo wrote:

@PATS wrote:

MY requested preference had no available posts.

check out girls are two a penny PATS why not try bettering yourself next time :lol: :lol: :lol:

You wanna apply Druid mate maybe in the plumbing section too :wink:

Dont Bat & Becky carry on so about f00k all like its life & death god I wish they`d grow up …

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@ugo wrote:

@Druid wrote:

Going into B&Q and trying to find a member of staff, I found ’em alright, all attending some sort of training session, I asked at customer services for the store plumber,
‘They are all in a training session and cannot be disturbed’ I was told
‘ What are they being trained for?’ says I, a bit irrate and in need of advice, I…

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Going into B&Q and trying to find a member of staff, I found ’em alright, all attending some sort of training session, I asked at customer services for the store plumber,
‘They are all in a training session and cannot be disturbed’ I was told
‘ What are they being trained for?’ says I, a bit irrate and in need of advice, I was right in the middle…[Read more]