Esmeralda

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept…

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@bon bon wrote:

:D :D

Jude Law ,say (5)

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Pri/ck? :-

@rubyred wrote:

Esme,, i did NOT laugh Hon,, i Grimaced and knew the punchline on the fist word. Its a giveaway as you always put ” ya WILL die laughing at this” as a headline.
did i ever tell ye aboot the time i was chucked oot an Orange Lodge? :)

Funnily enough..ye might have made mention…two hundred and thirty three and a half times as it…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

At last, something to save me from myself and those late night emails threatening vengeance or inviting all and sundry to an impromptu rave i’ve failed to notify the hubby about:
MAIL GOGGLES..A system designed to stop the hasty, foolish and/or pished drunk from illjudged emailing activity, by means of having first…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke…

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You talkin’ to ME?

@rubyred wrote:

hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/breathes all kinda heavy in excitement …… did someone mention Mother in laws ..:)

get back to ye on this one Esme..

*Sends Ella a warning in semaphore* :P

oh dont please, she would miss read it and assume it was part of the conspiracy theory ! her latest one is neighbours putting oil down…

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@rubyred wrote:

/breathes all kinda heavy in excitement …… did someone mention Mother in laws ..:)

get back to ye on this one Esme..

*Sends Ella a warning in semaphore* :P

Only one bugbear…uninvited visitors..to the extent I will quite happily leave friends and family standing out in a tempest if they haven’t first checked whether or not Mistress Esmeralda is free and willing.
Despite this, I remain an object of utmost desire, and the buggers repeatedly beat at my entrance sans invitation, invariably when I am…[Read more]

Cucumber beetroot and shredded carrot on wholemeal..or raspberry jam

Do you think thongs are unhygienic?

I love the account of Mandy going into a chip-shop in his then Hull constituency and asking for a portion of their delightful guacamole….he’d misidentified the mushy peas! :P

The magnificent ANGELA GHEORGHIU with a stunning rendition of Puccini’s

Vissi d’arte -(From Tosca)

Bruce Springsteen – Dancing In The Dark

“He is the half part of a blessed man,
Left to be finished by such as she;
And she a fair divided excellence,
Whose fulness of perfection lies in him.”
King John. ACT II Scene 1.

“To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
To throw…[Read more]

CONTENT

@bon bon wrote:

pair of idiots more like :roll:

Pair of trouty auld kipper-minged Scottish barstards wi-oot a humour bypass idiots..if ye don’t mind! :twisted:

Oi..Kipper Min ge..I’ll have ye know I gave up being smoked years ago..it wiz turning me yellow. :twisted:

Yours insincerely,
Trouty Fudd-lick x

@rubyred wrote:

oh shyte i forgot about your tourettes ! and by the way i did NOT storm out in the huff last night AAron, my phone went dead or out of signal ! i was chatting away too ! never got to sing my GREAT rendition of ” oh ye canny shove yer granny aff the bus” ..

/pah.

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