Esmeralda

@Pete wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

it’s just that I don’t find a fifty year old gyrating in a leotard to be sexy, more cringe worthy.

you aint seen me yet :wink: :lol:

I can vouch for that :-

OOooh I know it I know it…

BORAGE! 8)

Slaps Pete upside the head with a copy of Measure For Measure with a simultaneous whack to the nads with All’s Well That Ends Well. :twisted:

FECK

“It is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, in which my often rumination wraps me in a most humorous sadness.”
As You Like It. ACT IV Scene 1.

“I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad.”
As You Like It. ACT IV Scene…[Read more]

Depth Charge?

demonic

My story practically mirrors jen-jen’s. I was ill, hubby bought me a laptop..I didn’t want to be bothered with it..then one day I had a nosey through the chatrooms..the first people whose posts I read were Cath and Rubes..ironically those two have gone on to become two of my dearest friends.
I got bullied by a couple of folk..couldn’t understand…[Read more]

handsome (well me brother IS very handsome)

Scared to post on any other thread in case Pats or Pete beat me to an answer..in fact..they might be doin just that right now…….. :shock:

@PATS wrote:

ble edin hell give us slow ones a chance. i used to love esmes crossword on desi/s forum.

Yeah I was thinking of starting one here, Pats. But Di is doing a grand job. 8)

snap again! :lol:

National Service

Rembrandt

snap!!! :twisted:

Hothead

Hehehe..my best friend landed me in the shyte when she told me that the guy across the road was a looker and drove a massive suzuki m/bike. Well at sixteen, you’re a tad naive..so anyway..I phoned him up (I was always a pushy bint) and asked him out.
We arranged to meet outside the school gates on a dark Saturday winter evening.
I turned up with…[Read more]

Runners

@bon bon wrote:

well done Pete

next…

Say amen to win the arguement 4, 3, 4, 4

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