Esmeralda

It’s bloody ridiculous to say that people ‘don’t enjoy’ smoking when it’s the initial enjoyment which triggers the eventual addiction..in fact..even the notion of addiction is an insult to people who continue to smoke..not because they can’t desist..but because they enjoy the taste and flavour of their tobacco of choice. My dad died of lung…[Read more]

You are 93% Aquarian

pastille

Probably my favourite of Shakespeare’s sonnets (it must be..i’m forever quoting it at various miscreants :twisted:)

They that have power to hurt and will do none,
That do not do the thing they most do show,
Who, moving others, are themselves as stone,
Unmoved, cold, and to temptation…[Read more]

“Thyself and thy belongings
Are not thine own so proper as to waste
Thyself upon thy virtues, they on thee.
Heaven doth with us as we with torches do,
Not light them for themselves; for if our virtues
Did not go forth of us, ’t were all”

Measure for Measure. ACT I Scene 1.

“That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.”

The Two Gentleman of Verona. ACT III Scene 1.

@rubyred wrote:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

Hi Folks xxx

Sorry i wasnt around for the quiz on monday night, this was due to work commitments.

i hear it went well on the night, and fun was had by all. :lol:

well done to cath56 and rubyred for leading both teams in the phone in,
congratulations to the winners, PATS playthings, (that was said through…

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DEEP PURPLE-FIREBALL

DEEP PURPLE-HIGHWAYSTAR

@sweetie85 wrote:

Is this guy messing.. :shock:

You didn’t seriously think we had any blokes that tasty on JC did you?
Wishful thinking! :?

@sunny wrote:

What the f00k is jizz ???????????????????

Kenty it will be here b4 ya no it love and dont forget pics

It’s a type of Afrikaans jazz. :wink:

Craft

SHETTLESTON ROAD

The wee beige-bummed mongrel
patters past the Pizza-Palace,
pauses to pee
on a polystyrene carton,
pauses to sniff
at his balls,
then barrels-off across the road
doggedly,
taking the corner with a frivolous flounce
of a furbelow tail.
Dissonant in the distance,
the jingle jangle jolly
of an ice-cream van
clamouring through…[Read more]

WHIZZ

THAT LEFT-WINGER’S TOO COCKY FOR HIS OWN GOOD!

Bronco

@wishfairy wrote:

margaret

wats ur favourite animal

The Hare

What’s your biggest fear?

@sweetie85 wrote:

I commit crimes everyday, i dunno about serious ones tho. Not really. xx

When is your birthday?

February 2nd..Celtic Imbolc, St. Brigid’s Day, Candlemas. Oh..and Groundhog day.

What is your middle name?

TWO COCKS & ONE BALL..SHOME MISHTAKE SHURELY?

You could always just buy the Lurpak spreadable, girls. It comes in handy for so many things..did y’all not see Last Tango In Paris? :-