Esmeralda

@*Sian wrote:

Haha! Love it. Dirth Catholics priests Urgh! :lol:

Actually, seducing a Priest is a notion to which I’m exceedingly partial. :wink:

Okay, if grappled into a headlock and threatened with Take That’s Greatest Hit (singular) on a neverending loop..then I would be forced to admit to Howard being relatively easy on the eye..

..that’s relative compared to a bull walrus :twisted:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

All well and good, but the sun signs are only part of the whole; the ascendant, moon, mercury, and a plethora of other planetary factors come into play. Compatability based on sun signs alone is entirely misleading.

It’s great to have an expert onboard.
The floor is yours luv. :wink:

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@*Sian wrote:

I am virgo, virgo rising 8)

What about your moon, venus, mars, mercury, midheaven, jupiter, saturn, chiron, uranus, neptune, pluto, orcus, ixion, varuna, draco, sedna, lilith and persephone for example? :lol:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I’m Aries
Would I be compatible ???

(with Sian I mean)

You’d be more compatible with LEO and SAGITTARIUS Di.

ARIES, LEO and SAGITTARIUS are the Fire signs. Though they sparkle in different ways, they are all passionate, and restless. Don’t look here for a quiet life. Be ready for a temper that flares up at the s…

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@*Sian wrote:

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly…

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Perfume…ESTEE LAUDER YOUTH DEW

Sex Position…HMM..IT’S A TOSS UP…[Read more]

@WooHoo wrote:

Not being ill anymore.. I feel so much better.. 8)

That’s good to know. Just don’t overdo things on the boards..too much excitement can set you back y’know. :wink:

Lovely garden, Cath. :P

@*Sian wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

What bit I have seen… well… ermm all I can say is what a shonk of shyte!

TV isn’t the same these days as it used to be.
Today it’s all about celebrities and what can be done with them in a TV format.

Every conceivable idea whether it be dancing. singing playing football has found its way onto the…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

Ok girls, we have had a few quiet days, but no more slacking, my girl wants a pink guitar for her birthday tomorrow, and whilst we are at it, we will need a teacher to go with said guitar!
We are also a bit mad on the Jonas Brothers and Camp ROck and flipping Hannah Monfrickingtanna, along with the cretins from High School Musical…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

The Water Carrier

“The twilight turns from amethyst
To deep and deeper blue..”
(James Joyce – Chamber Music – II)

Upon my palm, sacred invisibility
Touched, brought forward by the sound of her
Mouth my words – my processions of fate.
Upon her tongue taste the heavy due of mourning
Made light, spray layered in the dawning
Of my…

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And a contribution from the Devil’s Daughter (that’s me that is) :P

Charles Mingus – Moanin’

As with Ruby and Dawny, my vote for Obama will probably prove to be an exercise in hope over experience. all the indicators show that America is not ready for a black president..jeezuz..26 percent of ’em still reckon Obama’s a muslim.
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@*Sian wrote:

:lol: There’s nothing better than icing cake on a sunday morning. :wink:

It’s where to stick the candle after the frosting that’s always bothered me :-

Lovely, Poli..we’re gonna extend our titchy wee pond later this year I hope..to about that size^

@PATS wrote:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

LMAO…..

you are soooooooo dead on wednesday night.

we gonna kill the lot of ya :twisted:

BRING IT ON! lmao

pats playthings…….the WINNERS! ave bin abused summet chronic all week over this………….just cos we the good lookin side an not the eggheads…..well we kicked ur sorry butts…an me an the girls…

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Don’t care if he’s been done..coz I love ‘im..

EDDIE GRANT – Do you feel my love

I went with a friend to see this band in Glasgow way back when.
I kept nipping out to the bar for rum and coke then out at the back of the concert halls for a toke..and was found slumped fast asleep in my seat after the concert ended..ha ha.
The fault was probably on my part and not The Tange’s but they were incredibly hypnotic. :oops:

Tangerine…[Read more]

Starting with his best first..it’s..

GARY NUMAN – (AND TA) – CARS