-
Esmeralda replied to the topic Another priest funny . in the board Jokes and humourous links 17 years, 6 months ago
@*Sian wrote:
Haha! Love it. Dirth Catholics priests Urgh! :lol:
Actually, seducing a Priest is a notion to which I’m exceedingly partial. :wink:
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic Take One!!! in the board Polls 17 years, 6 months ago
Okay, if grappled into a headlock and threatened with Take That’s Greatest Hit (singular) on a neverending loop..then I would be forced to admit to Howard being relatively easy on the eye..
..that’s relative compared to a bull walrus :twisted:
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic JC Love Matches in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Esmeralda wrote:
All well and good, but the sun signs are only part of the whole; the ascendant, moon, mercury, and a plethora of other planetary factors come into play. Compatability based on sun signs alone is entirely misleading.
It’s great to have an expert onboard.
The floor is yours luv. :wink:If by expert, you mean…[Read more]
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic JC Love Matches in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
@*Sian wrote:
I am virgo, virgo rising 8)
What about your moon, venus, mars, mercury, midheaven, jupiter, saturn, chiron, uranus, neptune, pluto, orcus, ixion, varuna, draco, sedna, lilith and persephone for example? :lol:
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic JC Love Matches in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
@Sir Actor wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
I’m Aries
Would I be compatible ???(with Sian I mean)
You’d be more compatible with LEO and SAGITTARIUS Di.
ARIES, LEO and SAGITTARIUS are the Fire signs. Though they sparkle in different ways, they are all passionate, and restless. Don’t look here for a quiet life. Be ready for a temper that flares up at the s…
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic Your Favourite……. in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
@*Sian wrote:
Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly…
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic Your Favourite……. in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
Perfume…ESTEE LAUDER YOUTH DEW
Flower…FOXGLOVE
Item of clothing…ANTIQUE LACE PETTICOAT
Colour…FROM AMETHYST TO DEEP AND DEEPER BLUE
Cheese…CABOC DOUBLE CREAM VEGETARIAN CHEESE
Fruit…ORANGES AND LEMONS
Male singer….RICHARD TAUBER
Female Singer….STEVIE NICKS
Flavour of crisps…TOMATO SAUCE
Sex Position…HMM..IT’S A TOSS UP…[Read more]
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic What made you smile chapter 49 in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
@WooHoo wrote:
Not being ill anymore.. I feel so much better.. 8)
That’s good to know. Just don’t overdo things on the boards..too much excitement can set you back y’know. :wink:
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic how does your garden grow? in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
Lovely garden, Cath. :P
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic strictly come dancing in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
@*Sian wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
What bit I have seen… well… ermm all I can say is what a shonk of shyte!
TV isn’t the same these days as it used to be.
Today it’s all about celebrities and what can be done with them in a TV format.Every conceivable idea whether it be dancing. singing playing football has found its way onto the…
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic The ‘SOD THE RECESSION I’M GONNA SPEND’ thread in the board Getting serious 17 years, 6 months ago
@*Dawny* wrote:
Ok girls, we have had a few quiet days, but no more slacking, my girl wants a pink guitar for her birthday tomorrow, and whilst we are at it, we will need a teacher to go with said guitar!
We are also a bit mad on the Jonas Brothers and Camp ROck and flipping Hannah Monfrickingtanna, along with the cretins from High School Musical… -
Esmeralda replied to the topic Poetry in motion in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 6 months ago
@Sgt Pepper wrote:
The Water Carrier
“The twilight turns from amethyst
To deep and deeper blue..”
(James Joyce – Chamber Music – II)Upon my palm, sacred invisibility
Touched, brought forward by the sound of her
Mouth my words – my processions of fate.
Upon her tongue taste the heavy due of mourning
Made light, spray layered in the dawning
Of my… -
Esmeralda replied to the topic All That Jazz!! in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 6 months ago
And a contribution from the Devil’s Daughter (that’s me that is) :P
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic The Race For The White House. in the board Polls 17 years, 6 months ago
As with Ruby and Dawny, my vote for Obama will probably prove to be an exercise in hope over experience. all the indicators show that America is not ready for a black president..jeezuz..26 percent of ’em still reckon Obama’s a muslim.
This isn’t helped by vice-presidential democratic running-mate Joe Biden publicly stating that he himself wasn’t…[Read more] -
Esmeralda replied to the topic Chasing Pavements in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
@*Sian wrote:
:lol: There’s nothing better than icing cake on a sunday morning. :wink:
It’s where to stick the candle after the frosting that’s always bothered me :-
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic how does your garden grow? in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
Lovely, Poli..we’re gonna extend our titchy wee pond later this year I hope..to about that size^
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic i would just like too in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 6 months ago
@PATS wrote:
@ForumHostGM wrote:
LMAO…..
you are soooooooo dead on wednesday night.
we gonna kill the lot of ya :twisted:
BRING IT ON! lmao
pats playthings…….the WINNERS! ave bin abused summet chronic all week over this………….just cos we the good lookin side an not the eggheads…..well we kicked ur sorry butts…an me an the girls…
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic propa Reggae Thread in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 6 months ago
Don’t care if he’s been done..coz I love ‘im..
-
Esmeralda replied to the topic Synthesize Me in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 6 months ago
I went with a friend to see this band in Glasgow way back when.
I kept nipping out to the bar for rum and coke then out at the back of the concert halls for a toke..and was found slumped fast asleep in my seat after the concert ended..ha ha.
The fault was probably on my part and not The Tange’s but they were incredibly hypnotic. :oops: -
Esmeralda replied to the topic Synthesize Me in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 6 months ago
Starting with his best first..it’s..
- Load More
