Esmeralda

Absolutely not guilty.

Have you ever intervened in an unfair fight..a physical one?

No need to lie, my qualifications are impressive enough without embellishment. :roll:

Have you ever taken credit for someone else’s achievement?

As I’ve said before, I never run outta questions to ask as I’m a nosy bint..so not guilty!

Are you, or have you ever been, resentful of envious or your siblings?

Nah..I would just get me a big old Dolly Parton blonde wig. :P

Would you donate a kidney to a family member in dire need?

Here’s our ickle pond. It’s getting extended later this year..

No..I struggle to keep my appetite some times, so make up for it at other times by stuffing my face.

What do you consider to be your most attractive feature?

@lil fek wrote:

A guy’s clothes ya mean…of course

Did your partner want a video of you making out?

Not a video..but let’s just say there are photographs…so guilty-ish :-

Are you vain?

That’s a most unusually shaped pond, Peter. I like it.

Baby carrot got so drunk at leaving-do
had to have piggy-back to greengrocers

No..Stephen is Canadian actually, and it’s called communication..intelligent, thoughtful communication, nothing you would know about fasty so don’t worry your pretty little head about it. Now off you go and dream up some more insults. :wink:

Mike was pissed on realising his bearsuit
could only be unzipped from the back!

@*Dawny* wrote:

Right girls, we are visiting Swarovski today :D

I would like to fill up on my collection

http://www.swarovski.com/Web_GB/en/91101/category;sid=TFjmSKSCfgH3SOxS-0bibs2Ib2BGVOLz6J-gOQBFb2BGVA==?Banner_ID=04000661.200&gclid=CP6TvIes4pUCFQ1gQgodvCiFeg

Ooooh Dawny…I want The Friendly Owl..Piglet..and the Tinkerbell earrings.…[Read more]

The Clash – Rock The Casbah

The Addicts – Viva La Revolution

@Pete wrote:

I might buy a deep fat fryer and a bread maker and summat else i aint decided on yet

No problems. I shall borrow a baby, wheel it into Curry’s Electrical Emporium..and wheech the desired white goods up it’s nappy.
Sorted. :wink:

@rubyred wrote:

I love ginger beer too !! ya get the best burp EVER after it. only seconded by original lucozade.

yeah the security guard is fastyesque ! I thought it was the time i went to a fancy dress as Irma Grese the nazi female war criminal, at first. Imagine my shock at knowing id just past fasty with Tracey Island AND the entire In the…

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Donald Fagen – The Nightfly

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

so here we are ladled with handbags, jewels and perfumery and a couple of Clives in lovely knitwear.

Its been a wonderful day 8)

just gotta sell them now, so we can spend the money on cheaper clothes,mobile phones,white lighting and pickled eggs !

I’ll just have a ginger beer (no euphemism here) and a pickled…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

my neighbours took up all their grass this summer and completely covered their garden in little stones….the thing is, nearly everyone around here has got a couple of cats, and its where they all go to do their business now cos its like a giant kitty litter pit – he has to keep hosing it down to get rid of the stink of pi/ss…

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@melmels wrote:

ffs ” passes morphine around ”

oh by the way katie and peter is on itv2 pmsfl

And? :roll:

@rossylass wrote:

Not Guilty…………………. never would even when not agreed with it. Their right to decide if and when……………..

Have you ever trusted someone you shouldnt have ?

Guilty. Their sin and not mine.

Have you ever dressed up in your spouse’s clothes?