Esmeralda

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

Perfect Man?
Oxy-Moron!
:wink:

With emphasis on ‘Moron’ :wink:

Oooh..I feel a menage a trois coming on..budge up girls and show me yer foofies! 8)

@rubyred wrote:

should have stuck you in bath at same time Esme, and saved on the water ( chuckles) .

Nah..it would have meant a total water displacement..tee hee hee.
Just you wait till I get you with that comb, Lugsly! :P

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: Bon, I’d never do a meet again, pork chop or not, I have learnt my lesson.

Ekkkkkkkkkk I forgot our Rubes, she’s worth meeting. I met her in Newacatle, how can I forget rubes!!! :shock:

How indeed :roll:
I’d love to meat her :wink:
whoops :?

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@rubyred wrote:

clicked. As much as we moan about the N.H.S , it has saved many women. Women elsewhere less unfortunate deserve help too. x

You’re so right, Rubes. I have a good friend in Arizona, with renal failure owing to lifelong diabtetes; she has dropped from 4th on the list for transplant (spleen and kidneys I believe) to 235th in recent…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: Bon, I’d never do a meet again, pork chop or not, I have learnt my lesson.

Ekkkkkkkkkk I forgot our Rubes, she’s worth meeting. I met her in Newacatle, how can I forget rubes!!! :shock:

How indeed :roll:
I’d love to meat her :wink:
whoops :?

I would never go along to a meet…

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@fastcars wrote:

The hinges on your coffin lid must need oiling

Don’t be daft..the creaking alerts me to to undead lovers coming for a midnight tryst!

Hey Pete..let’s stop posting and give all the other witty, entertaining Jcers like fasty a chance….

Oh feck it….carry on as before Pete :P

@fastcars wrote:

Shazza is cool….. you ar anything but.

e e e e e e. Did I hear something squeak?

The very idea of a mass meet fills me with repulsion; it would be akin to finding oneself in a room full of auditionees for The Rocky Horror Show. :wink:

Announcement for all nosy feckers putting their giant beaks in uninvited..

Over and out! :twisted:

Guilty! Yes I can knit, but only in straight lines, and I tend to get bored with it easily. When I was a teenager I knitted myself an Arsenal scarf (I was a devout fan) but got bored after three panels..it was the shorted scarf in history..two red stripes with one white in between ’em.
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No..but I had a pet caterpillar in a matchbox with a nasturtium leaf, and was inconsolable when it went into a cocoon and never came out of it.

Did you ever stick playing cards to the spokes of your bicycle to make it sound like a real engine when you cycled?

CHEESE

FULL MOOOOOOOOOOOOON ALERT!

WARNING: I’M UNHINGED (WELL..MORE THAN USUAL)

@sharongooner wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Were it me..I’d be kicking your sorry ar.ses from here to hell.

and dare I say, but THAT was unnecessary.

If it was unnecessary, it was no more so than a thread intended to mock one of the nicest and most genuine people on these boards!!!!
And I’ve got plenty more where that came from! :wink:

Yes, you’re quite right as ever, fasty. in fact my tongue is so far up Pete’s backside that he uses it for a face flannel of a morning.
And Sharon, I know you mean well, but giving Pete a helpful assessment regarding his posting is more than a trifle patronising. Would you care for someone to do that to you..really?
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@fastcars wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Get yourself out of the house fgs… go breath some of that southsea air… take a brisk walk along that lovely prom…. do anything that drags you away from this place…. for all our sakes.

he was off for at least 90 minutes tonight… give the dude some credit!

Everytime I log in to look…

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