Esmeralda

Player – Baby Come Back

We had a strange old dyke in a floral frock and men’s sandals as a music teacher at our school, but she played some terrific music. This was one of her (and subsequently MY) favourites.

KATHLEEN FERRIER. Blow the wind southerly.

A sterling commentary from you, Stephen, but I have come to expect no less. =D>

@bon bon wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

who’s Carol? :?

Sorry
Carol in the forum
Cas on here

Shes come up from London twice before to stay with me so I can’t be that bad

Aww..I like Cas..give her a hug from me..and have one yourself BB! :P

I like her too
Shame she can no longer make it

Oh well, hes done it…

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@CherryBomb wrote:

I suppose the one with the “bell” on the end would be useful if the lady was a non-seeing person. But one does wonder what happens when she realises the length on top doesn’t match whats waiting underneath. :shock:

RELIEF???

Camel – Echoes

At least y’all are wearing the willy-warmer-pouch I made for ya. Mind you..it’s a tight fit..perhaps I measured you up wrong. :?: :twisted:

Boz Scaggs – What Can I Say

Boz Scaggs – Lowdown

Not guilty! I’m insatiably nosy and brimming with intrusive questions..

..like..when it gets right down to it..are you secretly racist?

@bon bon wrote:

I’m sat here picturing Pete in a black leather posing pouch with studs!
Put my name down
not sure what for but I hate being left out
and whats good for Pats is good for me

Pete’s already shown me those piccies, Di..quite an eyefull.

@stephen1 wrote:

I was dressed only in a green wooly scarf wrapped round my neck, across my breasts and tied at the back, and was in a heated ..

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick! You were in a heated, dot, dot, dot? Why wasn’t I invited?

Stephen

Would y’all have come? :wink:

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

who’s Carol? :?

Sorry
Carol in the forum
Cas on here

Shes come up from London twice before to stay with me so I can’t be that bad

Aww..I like Cas..give her a hug from me..and have one yourself BB! :P

@Pete wrote:

Alfie

Cilla Black Alfie

@waspish wrote:

im with billy connoly on this question.. england should have the theme tune to the archers…
dum di dum di dum di dum
dum di diddlee dee de.

AAhh..weird and wonderful synchronicity. We listen avidly to The Archers in this household..usually the Sunday omnibus.
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@fastcars wrote:

Great idea Pats. It would save us having to wade through page after page of his corny chat up lines as well :)

miaoooooow

@rubyred wrote:

was that marylinn with the bombay accent by any chance ? im sure i have had her ! was speaking to Esme only the other day about this, I had NO bother till my daighter got baby pics did at the hospital. she gave my name and address and phone number !!! and now im inudated with those callers. ya answer phone and silence,,then ya hear…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Prayer

And so what was well
Never shall be.
Again, unnatural day.
Night seemed certain at least,
Yet the chrome cemetary grey
Wrought no steel, no twilight mechanism
To soothe too soon a finality.
Huge singular tear pool from your eye
Like a clear blood (my blood) splashing,
Crashing into the plain normality of your shoe.
For…

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@stephen1 wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I heard Leon Jackson’s new single yesterday.
He won the X Factor last year but it’s pretty obvious he hasn’t really got the X Factor at all.
He never did have it and never will.
I’m sorry to upset the jocks reading this but there you go.

For me the “X Factor” is a certain something in your persona…

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Ooh very sexy, Peteykins! 8)

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

rite id admit it IM EFFIN GRUMPY AS… 7am this mornin the phone wiZ ringin, i answered first…. ‘ hello its marilynn may I spk to the home owner…. i replied ur speakin… now eff off, its 7am if u phone again ill hunt u doon and wack ya with my stick..!!

imagine ringin at that time..!!! i just got to effin sleep at…

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