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Esmeralda replied to the topic Creamola in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
@Chess wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
Creamola pudding! Anyone else remember this? It was a lovely sort of custardy semolina puddingy thing….it tasted a lot nicer than it sounds! (If you remember this product, please post, as my OH is convinced I’ve made it up!)
I thought you meant this when you posted :oops:
Jeez..Chessy..me and Rubes have been…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Westlife!! in the board Polls 17 years, 9 months ago
That nice young Mark laddie has divine blue peepers, but he’s no Keith Duffy. Now HE’S a strap-to-the-headboards-with-my-DD-cup-underwired-bra-till-he-begs-for-mercy sort of chappie..:twisted:

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Esmeralda replied to the topic post what is on your mind this very moment in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years, 9 months ago
@rubyred wrote:
INTERESTING !!! seriously.. I have just received a life bar from an American site LOL.. this born again took umbrage at me saying i didnt start the Iraq war! she had it in for me and would tell on me for least wee thing. last time i was on my aussie pal was referring to me as Osama Bin Ruby.. and we had a wee joke or three..…
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Esmeralda replied to the topic post what is on your mind this very moment in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years, 9 months ago
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Esmeralda wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Esmeralda wrote:
the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.
overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.Then lead me to them and I shall smite them for you with my trusty wand..or my bedside lamp!…
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Creamola in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
@Sir Actor wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
Do they make it anymore
Even with the lack of regular sex
I can’t seem to stop thinking about it:? what’s the connection between creamola and sex?
Come for lunch with me and Rubes..and we’ll demonstrate. 8)
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Esmeralda replied to the topic post what is on your mind this very moment in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years, 9 months ago
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Esmeralda wrote:
the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.
overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.Then lead me to them and I shall smite them for you with my trusty wand..or my bedside lamp! :twisted:
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Esmeralda replied to the topic post what is on your mind this very moment in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years, 9 months ago
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Esmeralda wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Esmeralda wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…
Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t… -
Esmeralda replied to the topic post what is on your mind this very moment in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years, 9 months ago
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Esmeralda wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…
Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:I bet…
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Esmeralda replied to the topic post what is on your mind this very moment in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years, 9 months ago
@Sir Actor wrote:
I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…
Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll: -
Esmeralda replied to the topic All my wordly goods……… in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
Ooooh, first dibs on the spiders, please. I’m rather partial to arachnids, particularly the ickle weeny baby ones.

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Esmeralda replied to the topic Favourite Poems and Prose. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
O’ tober up yon dozy mare
’tis hardly very graceful,
to stomp and snort and canter off
unseemly swift and hasteful.
Poor horsemen blame their steeds
for pulling short at cavalletti,
whilst the pony bare of reins
pins on the Gabriel Rosetti.
So, let love be never false
when hot pursuit redeems contented,
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Resonant Lyrics in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
H.I.M.
When Love And Death Embrace
I’m in love with you
And it’s crushing my heart
All I want is you
To take me into your armsWhen love and death embrace
I love you
And you’re crushing my heart
I need you
Please take me into your armsWhen love and death embrace
When love and death embrace
When love and death embrace
When love and death embrace
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Esmeralda replied to the topic That 70s (80s?) Thread!!! in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years, 9 months ago
H.I.M.
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Esmeralda replied to the topic The Great Composers in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
Angela Gheorghiu and Roberto Alagna sing in Italian, are subtitled in French and translated into English, in Act 1V of Giacomo Puccini’s La Bohème (Libretto by
Giuseppe Giacosa and Luigi Illica)Sono andati? Fingevo di dormire, Che Ha Detto il Medico?
Mimì
Are they gone? I was pretending to sleep –
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Esmeralda replied to the topic how old would you be in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
Seventeen – though I would be had up for molesting Pepper! :roll:
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Esmeralda replied to the topic who’s the funniest drunk? in the board Polls 17 years, 9 months ago
Rubes is a natural comedic genius, and she doesn’t need to be ‘pished’ or ‘manic’ to exercise that scintillating wit. I love her dearly, and we ‘get’ each other more than any of you could ever know.
Hey – Bad Manners – less with the insults. I’m a teetotaller (ok I had a slight indiscretion with a few Glen Morangies on Sat night/Sun morning…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Plugged In in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Plugged In in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Plugged In in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
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Esmeralda replied to the topic I sometimes wonder… in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
@Sword wrote:
As I said… no offence.
None taken, sweetcheeks! 8)
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