Esmeralda

@Chess wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Creamola pudding! Anyone else remember this? It was a lovely sort of custardy semolina puddingy thing….it tasted a lot nicer than it sounds! (If you remember this product, please post, as my OH is convinced I’ve made it up!)

I thought you meant this when you posted :oops:

Jeez..Chessy..me and Rubes have been…[Read more]

That nice young Mark laddie has divine blue peepers, but he’s no Keith Duffy. Now HE’S a strap-to-the-headboards-with-my-DD-cup-underwired-bra-till-he-begs-for-mercy sort of chappie..:twisted:

@rubyred wrote:

INTERESTING !!! seriously.. I have just received a life bar from an American site LOL.. this born again took umbrage at me saying i didnt start the Iraq war! she had it in for me and would tell on me for least wee thing. last time i was on my aussie pal was referring to me as Osama Bin Ruby.. and we had a wee joke or three..…

[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.

overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.

Then lead me to them and I shall smite them for you with my trusty wand..or my bedside lamp!…

[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Do they make it anymore

Even with the lack of regular sex
I can’t seem to stop thinking about it

:? what’s the connection between creamola and sex?

Come for lunch with me and Rubes..and we’ll demonstrate. 8)

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.

overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.

Then lead me to them and I shall smite them for you with my trusty wand..or my bedside lamp! :twisted:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t…

[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:

I bet…

[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:

Ooooh, first dibs on the spiders, please. I’m rather partial to arachnids, particularly the ickle weeny baby ones.

O’ tober up yon dozy mare
’tis hardly very graceful,
to stomp and snort and canter off
unseemly swift and hasteful.
Poor horsemen blame their steeds
for pulling short at cavalletti,
whilst the pony bare of reins
pins on the Gabriel Rosetti.
So, let love be never false
when hot pursuit redeems contented,
whether cupid’s arrow…[Read more]

H.I.M.

When love and death embrace
When love and death embrace
When love and death embrace
When love and death embrace

H.I.M.

VAMPIRE HEART

Angela Gheorghiu and Roberto Alagna sing in Italian, are subtitled in French and translated into English, in Act 1V of Giacomo Puccini’s La Bohème (Libretto by
Giuseppe Giacosa and Luigi Illica)

Mimì
Are they gone? I was pretending to sleep –
because I wanted to be left alone with you…[Read more]

Seventeen – though I would be had up for molesting Pepper! :roll:

Rubes is a natural comedic genius, and she doesn’t need to be ‘pished’ or ‘manic’ to exercise that scintillating wit. I love her dearly, and we ‘get’ each other more than any of you could ever know.

Hey – Bad Manners – less with the insults. I’m a teetotaller (ok I had a slight indiscretion with a few Glen Morangies on Sat night/Sun morning…[Read more]

Foreigner – Urgent

Europa (Earth’s Cry, Heaven’s Smile), Santana

Thin Lizzy-Waiting for an alibi

@Sword wrote:

As I said… no offence.

None taken, sweetcheeks! 8)