Esmeralda

@Cymorill wrote:

I’ve been telling him he is a poet for years but he never listens, grrr at him. :lol:

Yes, so he informs me. Guess he had to take notice at some time. :wink:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

What made me smile – the ladies knowing their place and doing their duties :-

I started the day with a brisk whizz down the Cresta Run before making an assault on Mount Eiger. Then I had breakfast.
The afternoon has proved trickier as I snagged my stockings getting parachuted into Helmand province for a blether with the Taliban.…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

I must say that for the amount of ladies who use this site, and the egos among us, Ive not witnessed any obvious bit/chyness amongst them anywhere near the scale it could be.

Well……….. not in the open anyhow… :lol:

Nah, I think the ladies are cool. 8)

Ah now, Shazza, you’ve hit on something there, the very thing that…[Read more]

And that^^^ladies and gentlemen, is the work of a poet. At last, johnny-came-lately but best of all.
Oh my!

@bon bon wrote:

:?

dare I

noooooooooooo you do it

OOh yes..DO! *Squeals in anticipation.*

@*GG* wrote:

What are you on? speed?

No! Only the finest yacht varnish with a twist of lemon and a straw!

..And y’all is needing to see an optician! :twisted:

I voted for the girls – I could hardly do anything else – given that as a member of the fairer gender myself, I won the Outer Hebridean Spiteful C*NT Of The Year (With Merit) Award eight years running, ensuring a month’s supply of free peat for the fire and all the salted herring I could slap other wimmin’s faces with.
I slapped with impunity from…[Read more]

@*GG* wrote:

WTF is it? is that a rat? have you got rats sleeping in your bunk Pete? :?

Jeez I’d fumigate the joint – failing that I’d burn it to the ground. :?

Oi! She’s a beautiful little dog, so make less with the sarcastic comments!:evil:

Pete, I think she’s a scrumptious little bundle of snoozy gorgeousness. I am sending her a…[Read more]

Jim Croce – I’ll Have To Say I Love You In A Song

Yeah, I know it’s kind of strange
But ev’ry time I’m near you
I just run out of…[Read more]

Fleetwood Mac – The Chain

I don’t dream – I nightmare. :evil:

Alice Cooper – Poison

@Sword wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@The Chief Inspector wrote:

according to pilot he says he has been banned from JC for nearly 2 weeks so who keeps popping in as him ??? come on own up pete

beats me…. i mean why on earth would someone pretend to be a fat balding man in his 50s? :?

Because it would be a step up from admitting to…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@The Chief Inspector wrote:

according to pilot he says he has been banned from JC for nearly 2 weeks so who keeps popping in as him ??? come on own up pete

beats me…. i mean why on earth would someone pretend to be a fat balding man in his 50s? :?

Because it would be a step up from admitting to being an emaciated, liver-spotted…[Read more]

LENE LOVITCH

Too…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

panhygrous

yer…. :wink:

whats that mean then? :lol:

Moist in all parts.

oh I say mrs! :lol:

Im more than a bit sweaty myself, it doesnt do getting rid of the thunderbugs any good, they are sticking to me, the swines!

I didn’t mean in the perspiration sense, Shazza.…[Read more]

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Pride cometh before a fall..

:wink:

Oh I DO hope you’re not implying that the lovely Empress Esme could in any way be considered an arrogant, conceited, ebeneous egotist, desperate for éclat yet poised for a tantive tumble into turbulent torrents from her lofty tambour?
I’m just humble li’l ol’ me.

Ha!

@sharongooner wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

panhygrous

yer…. :wink:

whats that mean then? :lol:

Moist in all parts.

@Bad Manners wrote:

@Pete wrote:

No cause one way or the other dead people are dead Guess if i wanted to see them enough i would but that would be my head not the dead

If you mean that all these people are imagining things or hallucinating then I dont buy it.

I believe there is something to it. I dont think it’s fair to dismiss millions of people…

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