Esmeralda

@Pete wrote:

but then they tend not to have 5 yr olds underground where the cables are buried

More’s the pity! Attaching electricity cables to toddlers and setting them off to burrow underground on the promise of a Turkey Twizzller, would eradicate the need for Big Broon to bast.ardise the glorious Scottish countryside with monstrous…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@UKPilot wrote:

Has anyone else noticed how Blonde Fem has always done it, seen it or got the T-Shirt ???

She constantly makes herself out to be smarter, wiser, better looking, more astute, anti racist, politically correct than anyone else in Forum 3.

is it my imagination or is it actually all true ????

ive seen ya pic so the better…

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@Pete wrote:

That was due to a loose filling Esme, i was thinking maybe some Brahms this year

Brahms and Liszt?

I gave my favourite-ever Simon and Garfunkel elpee away to a boy I was madly in love with, but I didn’t wish to be thought of as an indian-giver by repossessing it once I had tired of him – an event prompted entirely by the impromptu shearing of his barbarianly-beautiful long locks.
Oh shallow Esme. I never did acquire another copy..

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@Pete wrote:

I’m concert standard on the kazoo

You playing the Proms again this year, Pete? I hear your solo rendering of Rachmaninov’s Concerto no. 2 was a virtuoso performance.
Though there was a lot of spittle flying. :roll:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i did have a bash at playing the long recorder (descant?) but my fingers could never stretch comfortably to reach the holes :)

Jeeeeez..that’s quite an affliction! :shock:

FRANK ZAPPA

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I love the way that hostilities cease (relatively) for lunch. It’s like the Taliban laying down their AK47s for a civilised Korma Sabzee and minted yogurt before detonating an armour-piercing roadside bomb once the last plate has been wiped clean with a mince paratha. :roll:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

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@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

fair edit geoff :) I…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

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@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

fair edit geoff :) I still think it was you,if I am wrong…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

fair edit geoff :) I still think it was you,if I am wrong I shall publicly apologize and…

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@bon bon wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

rite hands up….. lol i know afew like ME were ere last nite… but as fellow SCAB Sunny said nae sod when and wit time lol pete sian pebs i expect u in ere lol

Sorry I never got the pm… I guess I’m the ugly duckling.

Ah, but then one day you’ll turn into a…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs i dint even know of such boycott.. so im a scab too LOL.. i wondered why it was braw n quiet in here last night ! heck i even got an accusation in without being contradicted LOL.

fair edit geoff :) I still think it was you,if I am wrong I shall publicly apologize and buy ya a pint.

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

rite hands up….. lol i know afew like ME were ere last nite… but as fellow SCAB Sunny said nae sod when and wit time lol pete sian pebs i expect u in ere lol

Sorry I never got the pm… I guess I’m the ugly duckling.

Ah, but then one day you’ll turn into a magnificent…

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@Sword wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

rite hands up….. lol i know afew like ME were ere last nite… but as fellow SCAB Sunny said nae sod when and wit time lol pete sian pebs i expect u in ere lol

Sorry I never got the pm… I guess I’m the ugly duckling.

Ah, but then one day you’ll turn into a magnificent swan!

@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@sunny wrote:

well last time i went on strike i was main ring leader we dant work for 3 days lol

Got a pay rise as well i love being in a union but there has to be structure times dates

should i go start making my plackards now

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lol well ur a scab, im a scab, pete’s a scab and pebbles a scab, also sir actor a…

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@Pete wrote:

divvent dunchus hinny

Triple snork!

@rubyred wrote:

Esme darling.. can you do me a favour,, when Pete and Pats pick you up,can you go via tesco and pop a ten Bob in the wee arcade helicopter UKPILOT seems to be grinning inanley on. cant be a real one as who on earth would have heavy duty air craft and helicopter ,right next to a 6 foot fence..

give him a wee lollipop too.. he…

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Rubes, that is beautiful and makes me want to cry. I love you, girlxxxx