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@pete wrote:

If you can handle the magnifying glass and tweezers i shant be using anaesthetic i already had a little prick

I don’t think the Hubble folks’ll let me borrow their ‘scope again, but I’ll use my braille facilitation for a rummage round the relevant parts, and anything overly risen to the occasion can be administered a swift slash with the stanley.
Job done, oy vay!

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@pete wrote:

Then i guess its gonna hurt but it’s only a foreskin eh, now where did i put that Stanley knife

You’re looking a bit shaky there, can I hold anything for you? Wouldn’t want a slip of the hand to reduce your..er..dimensions. :roll:

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@pete wrote:

Do they serve pork pies ?

Only if you’re Jewish..or vegetarian.
Jewish vegetarians get force fed pork pies garnished with bacon sarnies. :roll:

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@sword wrote:

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@pete wrote:

If the yanks ever get invaded they’ll push the button and i believe are the only country would do so

Ya know what Pete ? so do I ! They are paranoid and insecure to believe that the world would stop spinning if they were to ever be invaded! Ya just have to look at something recent like say 9/11 .. they went to war over it,, wrong country. wrong world leader.. yet let the Perpetrator leave the country. I dont think its an Error that Bin laden has yet to be caught.. but hey thats ok,, they got Saddam !!

that makes it ok,, does’nt it??

does’nt it ?

They lied about WMD, GW wanted payback for daddy. They chose the least religious country in the region, they made sure the Iraqi Government was disliked by the rest of the muslim world. They wanted the black gold and the contracts for the ‘re-building’ of Iraq for the damage they caused. Hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians have died from direct action from the US of A. All for a lie of WMD which seems to have been more or less forgotten now. They detain Arabs all around the world from Gat Bay to the secret concentration camps the CIA possess all over the world. This democratic and civilised country still executes people, the second most to China. They invade countries, they fund terrorists against Governments, they detain without charge muslims and whoever else in their privacy, all over the world. And that cunt Bush has the shit to stand on a stage and make a keynote speech attacking China on their human rights abuse?

I just want someone to plug him between the eyes. Is it to much to ask?

I have a theory as to why wicked barstards like Bush avoid assassination, (first postulated during the demon Thatcher’s reign of terror.) It’s because, as individuals, we are so overwhelmed by the repugnancy of these creatures that we assume somebody ELSE is bound to pull the trigger on ’em..so we don’t make the supreme effort ourselves. More’s the pity.
Right, so far that’s Sword, Pete, Rubes and Esme noted for a one-way trip to Guantanamo Bay.

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Springwater – I Will Return

Springwater – Stone Cross

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The second best thing to come out of Dundee..

Danny Wilson – Mary’s Prayer

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

The Bulldog bash this weekend. One of the biggest bikers events in Europe. It’s run by the Hells Angels an goes on for 4 days. Long Marston Airfield, Stratford Upon Avon. More bikers than you can shake a turbocharged turd tickler at.

Nah..the Border Reiver’s MCC bash at Kirkpatrick Fleming (end of August) beats the bejaysus out’ve the Bulldog. Fantastic music, friendly atmosphere and the best lookin’ bikers to the North, South, East aaaand West of the Pecos, to paraphrase Yosemite Sam who has damn-all to do with the topic but I felt like giving him a mention. Anyone got a problem with that? No? Good!
Mind you, the women (with the exception of my good self and my delicious friends) are a bunch of rough old growlers that look as it they’ve been smacked by their respective coupons, at 100 miles an hour into oncoming traffic. :twisted:

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Fools are inevitably more dangerous than the inherently evil, and there is no more profoundly religious, righteous and injurious a fool than a Bush fool.
Yet, we will observe in November, the changing of the guard, and more of the same.
America – enforcer of world law, bigot, hypocrite and bully.

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From the film ‘SOMEWHERE IN TIME’ the magnificent score, composed by John Barry. and played here by brilliant young Croatian pianist Maksim Mrvica.

Maksim – Somewhere in Time

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@*Sian wrote:

I love all the bikers on a sunday 8) Brummmm Brummmmmm

I love all the bikers, seven days a week, fifty two weeks a year! :twisted:

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