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@bat wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@bat wrote:

@pete wrote:

Well they aint for you sunshine thats for certain :wink:

Cor pete can I have em then? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeee. :wink: :lol:

Clear orf, Batty. He’s saving them up for meeeeeeeeee!

Gerrrorrrrrrrrrfffffffff you. I,ve been pestering pete for pervy pms for ages. Come to think of it, I,ve pestered him for anything really. Hasn,t worked yet though. :lol: :lol:
*shoves Esme out of the way and trips her over* :lol: :lol:

*Reports Batty to the Endangered Mammals Protection Group, as I’m gonna flatten her wiv a five iron!* :twisted:

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@sharongooner wrote:

I need to find a happy medium but am having trouble.
Any tips from anybody here?

Would this help, Shazza?

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@bat wrote:

@pete wrote:

Well they aint for you sunshine thats for certain :wink:

Cor pete can I have em then? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeee. :wink: :lol:

Clear orf, Batty. He’s saving them up for meeeeeeeeee!

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Now GD I DO know and like, so I have no qualms at all in wishing her a very

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@rubyred wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rQyAvTHFK0

the sickbed of cuchulainn .the pogues.

dedicated to Esme in the memory of the night i was ejected from the orange lodge :)

Yeah..me and Rubes are planning our comeback tour..starting with the Calton Protestant Defenders Loyal Orange Lodge 221 -every week night with a ‘Y’ throughout August, where we will be featuring a varied programme including a rousing performance of THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY (ably assisted by a Bobby Sands Lookalikey on flute and timpani) a slide show of our recent tour round they key sites of the Easter Rising, and a spectacular finale of DOWN BY THE GLENSIDE (THE BOLD FENIAN MEN) in mezzo-soprano, courtesy of writer Peadar Kearney and assistants, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker

Grateful thanks in advance to Sharon, who has volunteered to give up her time to sell tickets..and hotwire a getaway car. :roll:

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

were having a bad thunder storm and i cant find my stray cat stewie

Well..bugger the torrential rain and potentially killer lightning with your name on a particularly nasty bolt of it…go find him…now!!!

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Ignore me..it’s my blood sugars to blame. :roll:

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Wild Mountain Thyme – Dick Gaughan

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@yvonne wrote:

o0(she sounds nice) :roll:

I bloody hope not..now sod off! :twisted:

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

well we had a birthday party fir me lass, at the hoose, make-up bars, nail bars, tattoo bars and karaoke last kid left at 9pm..!! but the adult kiddies stayed till 3am..!!! then sunday as her 10th birthday every1 came back fir a hangover cure..!! the adults no the kiddies btw.. so oor weekend wiZ full on… 2days my mams birthday so ive got my pal fae australia stayin we’re headin doon the ayrshire coast fir the day…. dip oor toes into the North Sea and freeZe oor artificial leg aff and prob get contaminated also lol…

Mary..ye must have incredibly long legs if ye can dip yer toes in the North sea frae the Ayrshire coast..lol..it’s on the East Coast no’ the West. :lol:

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