[Esmeralda]

@lil fek wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

As I recall, her ally was that Canadian barstard Ian McGregor! :twisted:

How come I have never heard of him? Checked my list of famous and infamous Canadians..he doesn’t appear! Are they keeping this quiet?

Oh sod it, I was in denial. The evil sh.it was born in Sc…Scot…..bugger it..the land of my birth and I’m so deeply affronted that I thought I’d give him over to you Canucks. He certainly spent most of his life with yas.
Feck, you’re toooo pendantic..allow a girl some artistic licence will ya?
AnyroadstoVancouver, read about the auld scunner HERE

[Esmeralda]

Och. comeon girls, leave the laddie alone.

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

oh,,ya must have missed it and i seldom pay compliments !! I said i fancied you and thought you were a good looking man.. was during the reighn of dreamshyte must have been all mixed up.. i was called a ” slvt” by IT for being honest :)

ffs i have went all bashful noo.. ! ESME, pass the pickles !!!

You’ll maybe still be wanting a large silverskin then? :wink:

[Esmeralda]

I worked down t’pits in ’39 shovelling the mucus up from t’canaries beaks and earned nowt but a kick up the ar.se and a thruppeny bit! :wink:

[Esmeralda]

@sharongooner wrote:

widgety gwub anywon? :lol: oh carol!

Bloody hell..the Jimmy Saville lookalikey would put me aff ma pizza and double pickled onions! :shock:

[Esmeralda]

@sharongooner wrote:

I remember my dad read my diary once, it wasnt a pleasant time. Just caused the utmost embarassment to us all. :oops:

Snap, Shazza. I remember refusing to come home, when my mum found and read my diary, after she made it clear that I was to face the wrath of my father. Jeez, she even found my stash of erotic literature and my battery operated instrument of torture/pleasure.
However, my sister got me off the hook by attempting suicide the same day, so I never did get the showdown. :roll:

[Esmeralda]

THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

VENUS IN FURS

Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girlchild in the dark
Clubs and bells, your servant, dont forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, severin awaits you there

I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears

Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

Severin, severin, speak so slightly
Severin, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now plead for me

I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears

Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girlchild in the dark
Severin, your servant comes in bells, please dont forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

[Esmeralda]

There’s nowt worse than a bent copper, Shazza! As Bill Tremblejavelin has it, “Lilies that fester, smell far worse than weeds.”

[Esmeralda]

@bassingbourne55 wrote:

Margaret Thatcher had an ally in the destruction of our coal industry, remember…..
called Arthur Scargill. He certainly won’t get a state funeral, except perhaps in North Korea.

As I recall, her ally was that Canadian barstard Ian McGregor! :twisted:

[Esmeralda]

I’ll not be happy until our Stuart is home safe, demanding food and wanting his clothes washed!

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