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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Before you all make cath a chatguide you should, see her web site.
I am truly shocked !!!!!!
This sort of lowlife stunt allowed to be perpetuated by a freak such as doa, only goes to prove why JC needs a decent chatguide like Cath. Sick bas.tards like doa should be drowned in their own sh.it! The queue to hold his malformed head under the ordure till his legs stop kicking..forms here!
Honesty, integrity, fairness and compassion are the qualities I would hope for in a Chat guide. Cath has all of these in spades. I suspect furthermore, that her singularity in ownership of same, not only marks her as more than suitable for the position..but head and shoulders above the present incumbents.
POST YOUR VOTES..CATH FOR PRESIDENT!!
@cath 55 wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
I confess to being the inventor of the ‘Cat-O-Cutor’ when I was er ….. a little while ago.
It consists of a wooden frame (large enough to be inserted in the hole in our fence and through which the next door neighbour’s cat used to access our garden for a crap).
On the wooden frame you wind a series of uninsulated thin copper wires and connect them to the mains electricity supply (with a 30 or 45 amp fuse) so that touching any two adjacent wires will provide a shocking experience.
The dear little pussy cat, on its nightly travels, pushes through the hole in the fence, bumps its furry little head into the bare wires and ……..
…. BANG …. FLASH ….FIZZ ….
……the cat gets fried.
You also need a bin liner to dispose of the corpse discreetly.
To: Mr & Mrs Althorp of Steele Road Chiswick London W4 – if you’re reading this …. I’m sorry – it was me.
i;m sorry but even tho I hate the cats round here that cr ap on the garden anyways……..yer bad norty PB!!!!!! but bleddy funny nevertheless…… :lol: :lol: :lol:
It certainly is NOT funny! Rather..the machination of a peurile and feeble-minded bully mistaken in the assumption that malice is a substitute for wit. Doubtless, my dismay will be provocation enough for PB to caper on through the thread with further tales of feline atrocity, for our ‘amusement.’
Idiot!@ubermik wrote:
On the topic of invalidity benefit..Its easy to buy into the spin that they are all faking skiving scumbags.. Now tho, seeing more of how much our society and social structure has eroded I’m not so sure and wonder whether its just easier for politicians to demonise people than it would be to try and turn round a rapidly decaying society and country
At last..welcome to the world of reason! Enjoy your (probably brief) stay!
@sharongooner wrote:
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the
shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on
two counts.Tee hee hee hee hee hee
a classic!..Six feet under!
Pinneaple chunks or slices?
Girls..girls..the luxuries we take for granted today. I remember when my friend used to IRON her hair to get it straight
..mind you..this was back in the seventies when we all had hair down to our bums (I still do.) Aah..that wonderfully mixed odour of Silvikrin shampoo and sizzled tresses.
a classic!
