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REBIRTH…
WAIL
Cymorill…..I was just cruising through the lyrics..when I saw it..WHO’ll STOP THE RAIN?
..the best thing Creedence Clearwater Revival ever did..so now I’m singing away and am a very happy bunny indeed..a lovely start to the day :lol:Ruby..you’re a bl@@dy scream :lol: :lol: :lol:
Those with sensitive stomachs..look away now..
Okay..so I’d been on the laxatives..and took my mum’s dog for a walk..I wandered too far from home when the shit hit the fan..or rather..the leggings[that dates me] and I was coated in keech from the waist down. I lumbered back to the house like Herman Munster..squelching with every step. My mum made me hose myself down in the back garden..even the dog wouldn’t come near me. My partner at the time had to put newspapers down on the seat before he’d let me back in the car….ah…happy days….
Ruby..I think we should rename this strand…where’s the most embarrasing place you’ve ever shat yourself…hee..hee..hee
Mary..I DID used to use laxatives. I would crash diet all week..then on a Saturday night I’d have a big curry. Korma Sauce..Naan Breads..pakora..the works. I’d also have a large piece of laxative-choccy washed down with a big glass of orange-juice. Sometimes I never even made it past the pakora..if you know what I mean…
Don’t try this at home folks :-…You’re right Mary…..though I hate black-bun. Does anyone ever eat the ruddy stuff? I also used to get fed-up at being the one shoved out the door before the ‘bells’ coz I’m tall and dark-hared….it was even more of a pi/s/ser when they didn’t let me back in..ha..ha :lol:
Hey Rubes…don’t knock it till ye’ve tried it :wink:
It’s actually..’May yer lum reek.’ usually used as a greeting at Hogmanay..translation..may your chimney reek of smoke… to smell of smoke..hence your fire is burning. To wish this is to wish prosperity to keep the house warm for the coming year. It’s also customary to hand over a lump of coal..though most hosts prefer a wee bottle of something instead :lol:
and good afternoon to YOU Fats…
Were you referring to Hielan’…Lowland or Gaelic Scots..Fats? Or maybe Dorric.how about Glaswegian or Border? Then of course..there’s that spoken by the Shetlander..did you know that’s based very much on old Norse?
..which brings me neatly back to your goodly self..you are an ill-informed woman attempting to garner admirers with your cheap and unoriginal jibes You’re making a silly old fool of yourself…back into that cupboard with you.. the one that you use to get a titter when all else fails.
Em..no I didn’t pass Gyps..not that that ever stopped me..but my husband had to sit me on it and hold me on..I couldn’t take the bloody weight of the thing :lol: Now I’m stuck in a bloody wheelchair and I soooo miss the bikes..but I’d need to be hoisted onto the back of one by crane :lol: I still love to watch them though..superbikes and moto g.p. :)
