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@cas wrote:

Hey Esme!!!!!!!!!

PB’s not replied to our offer of help,,,,,,,,,,you reckon he’s scared :mrgreen: :- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hear that he’s barricaded himself in at PB Mansions..and has hired a heavyduty bodyguard to patrol the premises…

..None other than Bornfree…we run the risk of death by cucumbering!

:wink:

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“While you live, tell truth and shame the devil!”
King Henry IV. Part I. ACT III Scene 1.

“I had rather be a kitten and cry mew
Than one of these same metre ballad-mongers.”
King Henry IV. Part I. ACT III Scene 1.

“An I have not forgotten what the inside of a church is made of,
I am a pepper-corn.”
King Henry IV. Part I. ACT III Scene 3.

“An habitation giddy and unsure
Hath he that buildeth on the vulgar heart”.
King Henry IV. Part II. ACT I Scene 3.

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Englebert Humperdinck

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Okay..here’s an idea. Start feeding your cat as near as possible to the spot where she sh.its, as cats won’t urinate or defecate anywhere near where their food is. She might go hungry for a day or so..but this should definately stop her sh.itting there.
Don’t shout or be angry with her though..as the poor ickle thing won’t understand why.

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@pats wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

I missed boots’ voice on the radio too.
Damn.
Does she sound anything like Janice Battersby?

more like vera duckworth. 8)

Yeah..Vera Duckworth on helium ya mean! :twisted:

(sorry Kneehigh :oops: )

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“Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon. “

Tee hee hee Dibb’s..I howled out loud at that one^..and me an animal lover too!

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@bon bon wrote:

yayyyy Cath :D/

one up (5)

R _ D _ R

RIDER

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I have posted another version of this here..and this version elsewhere. This is my absolute favourite so forgive me if I play it again and again..
From Dvorak’s Rusalka..

ANNA NETREBKO – SONG TO THE MOON

Silver moon upon the deep dark sky,

Through the vast night pierce your rays.

This sleeping world you wander by,

Smiling on men’s homes and ways.

Oh moon ere past you glide, tell me,

Tell me, oh where does my loved one bide?

Oh moon ere past you glide, tell me

Tell me, oh where does my loved one bide?

Tell him, oh tell him, my silver moon,

Mine are the arms that shall hold him,

That between waking and sleeping he may

Think of the love that enfolds him,

May between waking and sleeping

Think of the love that enfolds him.

Light his path far away, light his path,

Tell him, oh tell him who does for him stay!

Human soul, should it dream of me, Let my memory wakened be.

Moon, moon, oh do not wane, do not wane,

Moon, oh moon, do not wane….

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Well spill the beans girls..potential victims and methods ffs! :twisted:

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@cas wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

This breast cancer awareness month is a female thing isn’t it?

I think that this is both unfair and utterly sexist and discriminatory. Why can’t males be involved as well ….. why should 50% or so of the population be excluded solely on the grounds of sex????

In the spirit of fighting prejudice in all its forms, I approached a female this morning and asked her if I could check her breasts for any suspicious lumps.

She told me to fuck off !!!

Hahahahahahahaha lmaooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You nutta PB!!!!

BUT!!! In the spirit of things, and of course we wouldn’t want you to be feeling all left out now would we. I’m happy to volunteer my services to come and check your breasts out for any suspicious lumps that may be around. :wink: O:) :mrgreen: :- :-

And whilst Cas is womanhandling your pectorals..I’ll cop a feel..I mean check out..your gonads :-

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