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@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……
did he pay ??
Nah..but he had his cross to bear so I let him off..at Mount Calvary
The bugger bled all over my faux-fur seat covers mind.. :roll:phew thats not so bad.. big boab had him once and he blessed him, boab was LIVID as he was cured, and cut off the full Disability Benefits ! flaming god botherers !
When ye say the big boab ‘HAD HIM’ I take it ye mean in the …er…biblical sense? :roll:
@bon bon wrote:
:D :D
Jude Law ,say (5)
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Pri/ck? :-
@rubyred wrote:
Esme,, i did NOT laugh Hon,, i Grimaced and knew the punchline on the fist word. Its a giveaway as you always put ” ya WILL die laughing at this” as a headline.
did i ever tell ye aboot the time i was chucked oot an Orange Lodge? :)Funnily enough..ye might have made mention…two hundred and thirty three and a half times as it happens! Not that I’m so bored I’m reduced to plugging in my Hundred Greatest Reverend Ian Paisley Speeches cd on a loop whilst ya yatter on :twisted:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……
did he pay ??
Nah..but he had his cross to bear so I let him off..at Mount Calvary
The bugger bled all over my faux-fur seat covers mind.. :roll:@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
At last, something to save me from myself and those late night emails threatening vengeance or inviting all and sundry to an impromptu rave i’ve failed to notify the hubby about:
MAIL GOGGLES..A system designed to stop the hasty, foolish and/or pished drunk from illjudged emailing activity, by means of having first to answer a series of mathematical questions.
Read all about it HEREAlthough, given that I failed my ‘0’ level arithmetic three times and got a progressively lower grading on each occasion..I might never be able to send an email of any description ever again.
Who shouted ‘hooraaaaaaay!!?’ :twisted:what a wizard wheeze.. !! and it was me that shouted it,, theres only so many times i can laugh at the same joke you keep sending me, with nationalities and genders changed.but still the same joke .LOL. and yer chain mail angels. promising that my foofie is gonna melt off, if i dont send it onto 200 folks in next 4 seconds. is wearing thin as my melted one !
Outrageous lies..you laughed your cyber ar.se off at the gag ’bout Desmond Tutu and The Ku Klux Klan..and the one about Chief Rabbi Jonathan Sacks and The Ku Klux Klan and the one about Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor and The Ku Klux Klan..
and that wasn’t a chain mail angel..it was a blob of marmalade off me toast. I’m sorry if it caused yer foofie to combust..that’s the last time I buy from Lidl. :twisted:@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……
You talkin’ to ME?
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
/breathes all kinda heavy in excitement …… did someone mention Mother in laws ..:)
get back to ye on this one Esme..
*Sends Ella a warning in semaphore* :P
oh dont please, she would miss read it and assume it was part of the conspiracy theory ! her latest one is neighbours putting oil down their sinks !!! and its bubbling up her loo !
I got as far as “Don’t accept the proffered asp in a basket..” then my left arm got a dose of the cramps.
Thing is..I may have confused ‘asp’ for ‘chicken-in-a’
