[Esmeralda]

A fantastic band in concert..i’ve seen them four times in their various incarnations over the years..

Soft Machine-1970-Out-Bloody-Rageous-Part 1 of 2

Soft Machine-March 1970-Out-Bloody-Rageous Part 2 of 2

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@drummerchris wrote:

Pat Metheny – First Circle (long but worth it) – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEmL6tIaYWU

Brecker Brothers – Some Skunk Funk – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIGsSLCoIhM

Jaco Pastorius – The Chicken – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFrVaUEbh5g

Just for starters – there will be more…..

I love all the previous posts too – good choices!

Wow..you like Jaco Pastorius. Fabulous choice..best jazz bass guitarist of all time until his tragically futile demise.

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I’ll bring the measuring tape, Cas, and you supply the smelling-salts (though I doubt if we’ll need ’em) :twisted:

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@pete wrote:

I think Martin should put his hand in his pocket and sort out a mass JC meet. Of course some would have to be checked for weapons at the door (please note a keyboard is NOT a weapon)

I volunteer of my services to check out the male members. :twisted:

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@drummerchris wrote:

Loitering in your tent?

And Esme – i shall now never forget you! The pleasure is all mine, i assure you!
xxx

The pleasure is yet to come..be assured on that. 8)

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@drummerchris wrote:

Pete! Hows you my ole mucker… if i remember correctly – you used to be a first class lurker…. no offence meant!

And well hello there Esmerelda – i’m sure you were around the last time i was in this neck of the woods…. but hello all the same! Nice to make your acquaintance too! :wink:

No my darling..once met..Esmeralda is NEVER forgotten. :wink:

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*Elbows Ruby out of the way*
Well hellooooooo young man..delighted to make your acquaintance!
*Purrrrrrrs*

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@esmeralda wrote:

There are few things more irritating than the sanctimonious ex-smoker, holding up their clean lungs like a pair of curtains washed in a superior brand of soap powder.
The NHS is raped more by the drunk than the smoker..so let’s tap that myth out on the ashtray.
Folk should stop spending their lives in fearful abstention from the things that bring them pleasure..they will never evade death’s randomly applied sickle so might as well live it to the fullest potential by smoking, drinking and fornicating till lungs collapse, livers rot and genitals erode.
Die happy.

“For thy sake, Tobacco, I would do anything but die.”
(Charles Lamb, 1775-1834)

“I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read of the effects of smoking that he gave up reading.”
(Henry G. Strauss, 1892-1974)

[Esmeralda]

There are few things more irritating than the sanctimonious ex-smoker, holding up their clean lungs like a pair of curtains washed in a superior brand of soap powder.
The NHS is raped more by the drunk than the smoker..so let’s tap that myth out on the ashtray.
Folk should stop spending their lives in fearful abstention from the things that bring them pleasure..they will never evade death’s randomly applied sickle so might as well live it to the fullest potential by smoking, drinking and fornicating till lungs collapse, livers rot and genitals erode.
Die happy.

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@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

surving the day at work with nearly everybody off bar me and a manager

surviving the day with no staff and a buzzing fly.

Luckily I had this handy can of Tesco’s own brand furniture polish.

That buzzing fly looked well shiny crawling very slowly across the floor. Sorry mr buddha but the koont got on me nerves big time. I’ll probably come back as one now……..

I once got a horsefly with a shot of Silvikrin hairspray..was appalled and ashamed when I saw the poor little bugger stiffening up with an elvis quiff, and tried to hose it down with water. only to dislodge it’s legs as they snapped and floated down the drain.
I was inconsolable for a week.
I’m still cringing dammit.

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