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Mike was pissed on realising his bearsuit
could only be unzipped from the back!@*Dawny* wrote:
Right girls, we are visiting Swarovski today :D
I would like to fill up on my collection
Ooooh Dawny…I want The Friendly Owl..Piglet..and the Tinkerbell earrings. They’ll go into my woolly muff (no..not what you’re thinking norty girl) in a flash.
What’s your fancy..or are you planning on a clean sweep whilst I distract the SecurityTranny with a flash of leg..not MY leg..I’ve ‘borrowed’ one from the Heather Mills clog display in Shoes Boots And Spazzer Appliances.@pete wrote:
I might buy a deep fat fryer and a bread maker and summat else i aint decided on yet
No problems. I shall borrow a baby, wheel it into Curry’s Electrical Emporium..and wheech the desired white goods up it’s nappy.
Sorted. :wink:@rubyred wrote:
I love ginger beer too !! ya get the best burp EVER after it. only seconded by original lucozade.
yeah the security guard is fastyesque ! I thought it was the time i went to a fancy dress as Irma Grese the nazi female war criminal, at first. Imagine my shock at knowing id just past fasty with Tracey Island AND the entire In the night garden,and a hula hoop under me fedora.. !
the cleavage distracted him !
Yeah..your BUM cleavage..you had yer skirt tucked into ya thong at the back. TrannyFastyGuard thought it was two baldy fellas trying on a cravat!
@rubyred wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
so here we are ladled with handbags, jewels and perfumery and a couple of Clives in lovely knitwear.
Its been a wonderful day 8)
just gotta sell them now, so we can spend the money on cheaper clothes,mobile phones,white lighting and pickled eggs !
I’ll just have a ginger beer (no euphemism here) and a pickled Clive if I may!! :twisted:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
my neighbours took up all their grass this summer and completely covered their garden in little stones….the thing is, nearly everyone around here has got a couple of cats, and its where they all go to do their business now cos its like a giant kitty litter pit – he has to keep hosing it down to get rid of the stink of pi/ss :lol:
Aww, shame.They must be awfully tiny stones for the cats to be able to use them as litter. We’re lucky in that respect..living so far out in the country, the only cats around are the big bruisers who stay on the farms to play with the field mice. Our own furbabies prefer to use their indoor litter boxes, which are kept scrupulously clean.
@melmels wrote:
ffs ” passes morphine around “
oh by the way katie and peter is on itv2 pmsfl
And? :roll:
@rossylass wrote:
Not Guilty…………………. never would even when not agreed with it. Their right to decide if and when……………..
Have you ever trusted someone you shouldnt have ?
Guilty. Their sin and not mine.
Have you ever dressed up in your spouse’s clothes?
