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the very beautiful Johnny Depp – pirates of the caribbean (any of them)
in every plate of chips there is always one bad one
at the end of every party there is at least 1 girl crying
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u never quite know where to look wen eating a banana
im not implying it
im saying it for definite x
lol i dunno certain my lappy is losin the plot or is that me the button got stuck
.”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
Me n Master was walking down the street one day i said to him “how sad a dead bird” he looked up and said “where” ……………….
tinks u didnt hit him hard enough but knowing him he probably enjoyed it :lol:
will go get choccie for me n tinks n decide on a more suitable punishment
Michael Caine – Alfie
was tempted to put jaws 4 but wasnt sure if that shark made movies after that 1 am pretty sure that movie killed of that sharks film career
ty tinks much appreciated xxxxx
and ty to all the lovely ladies who helped me WIN this thread.
Master i know i beat u at so many things but stop bein so bitter just admit defeat gracefully u know i luv ya although u belong to the weaker se x mwahh xx
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, you my darling master and all the other males are in big trouble
I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while
the other is just having a baby..
