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@Splat wrote:

Hi all

All along you thought it was UK Pilot aka Sneaky.

Nope – it was me posting the death notices.

I posted Sneaky’s, Teddies and Mibs.

The funny thing is – you all blamed Pilot / Sneaky yet none of you picked up on the different writing style!

God I even used to sign in and say ‘eve all’ like a copper. Dear oh dear!

You never…

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@bon bon wrote:

Ive just put my first flypaper of the summer up.

As someone who wouldn’t even kill a slug (everyone of lifes creatures has a use) I love watching flies land on it and suffer.
Every time I go in kitchen I check to see if any more have met a sticky end
So far there is one and its still wriggling :twisted:

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Cant you just wish him happy birthday in the lobby where you all belong?

@UKPilot wrote:

Sends Jimmy a bucket for his Birthday and hope it gets to him before Sue’s Pic

That was actually very funny… :lol:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Could we stop posting what happens please? Some of us actually like watching the feckin show for that very purpose. I don’t read about it in the papers, I don’t watch BBLB and now I’m gonna have to ignore this thread as well.

Get her…

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

Anyfink?

He’s not that hard up caff… :lol:

prawns 8)

Peppered prawns :P

@cath 55 wrote:

Anyfink?

He’s not that hard up caff… :lol:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

bcos ur gorgeous
babybird 8)

Lazy fooker. where’s the link ffs?? :twisted:

I’m the link… 8)

Talking of wankers

@The Chief Inspector wrote:

according to pilot he says he has been banned from JC for nearly 2 weeks so who keeps popping in as him ??? come on own up pete

Looks like he will have to turn to po*rn mags for his source of entertainment. Unless his allotment needs weeding of course.

@candy wrote:

Thing is, what does it matter what kind of relationship he had with these women (If any). It was he who started the abuse on here against them. Obviously a man with no dignity, self respect or interesting hobbies to keep him occupied, apart from fiddling with his joystick and consumming copious amounts of beer and dougnuts.

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@Panacea wrote:

I assume that when you are sat at home with a boring husband or no husband at all like cath is, her time needs to be filled with imaginary romances or moments where she can use her literary skills to concoct stories about someone she’s never met but inwardly longs to.

I have spoken to Pilot or Sneaky or whatever else you call him…

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Has Geoffery finally stopped advertising the fact he has found a friend.

@Sword wrote:

How is the West Coast Ugo?

Wet and windy. But then Blackpool always is… :lol:

@Sword wrote:

Are you covering for the little man Patricia?

I shall ask again. Pauly, you have this obsession with other people… why would that be?

I miss my little Canadian friend :( Just checking she is okay….. :wink:

@Sword wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Hello little man, I knew you weren’t far away… :wink:

I was…. but I’m not now… :wink:

What does Patricia’s arse smell of? It obviously works for you little man.

Not of pork thats for sure. Oh… and that reminds me.. how “is” Vera~ these days?

@Sword wrote:

Hello little man, I knew you weren’t far away… :wink:

I was…. but I’m not now… :wink:

@Sword wrote:

… if Hoseason isn’t Ugo, DOA, etc… is it just me? Can anyone be that thick? Can DOA log in with a totally bad spelling when he is supposed to be that thick? Are you lot being taken for a ride?

If thats the best you can come up with it doesnt take much to work out who the thick one is.

@PATS wrote:

i love the way the lobby lurkers get all huffy at the message board regs. :lol: :lol:

As this thread has shown… the lobby is where lifes waifs and strays hang out.

And Rob… a married man as well… :shock: [-X

And I agree with Pebbles… Sarah made a right tit of herself. 8)

Posts are being deleted all over the place and its all Shazzas fault… :evil:

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