fastcars

Ugo….. so I can see if he is as dense in real life as he is on here

I prefer to walk though the minefield of political incorrectness than mince my way through it.

@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

I noticed the first “Britain” has progressed to the next round.

Her name is Elena Baltacha, born in the Soviet Union. :?

Comes from Edmonton now I think?

I was trying to work out her accent earlier, I thought I heard scottish in there, must be the russian!

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I noticed the first “Britain” has progressed to the next round.

Her name is Elena Baltacha, born in the Soviet Union. :?

@minim wrote:

I do miss some points thats true.

You on the other hand are like a broken pencil… completely pointless.

Your quotes are as old as you.

@minim wrote:

It is a universally accepted fact that men who are uncertain of their own sexuality feel threatened by people like Graham Norton.

You seem to be missing the point. But then again….. its not the first time.

No wonder the country is in such a bad state

Graham Norton has just finished presenting a show to find Britains best Nancy. He should have won it hands down.

Being a ponce is natural?

@Esmeralda wrote:

If you want a mystical name, try FREJYA – pronounced FREYA.

She was a Norwegian goddess whose chariot was drawn by two cats

or

FRIGG a Norwegian shapeshifter and wife of Odin

You’re weird

All ponces are hilarious.

@sharongooner wrote:

Justin lee collins and alan carr on the Sunday night project, doing Amy and Lily, funniest thing Ive seen in ages, oh and alan carr doing Johnny rotten!

And getting moist over mark ronson 8)

I saw Alan Carr for the first time last night, guesting on Top Gear. What an embarrassment to the human race. People like him make me wanna puke.

fariys

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

he looks gay – and even if hes not, any bloke who wears mascara is a ponce

Couldnt have put it better myself.. 8)

There are 1000’s of Turks living in my city. I’ve turned the sound off on the TV and opened the windows. It fu*cking crazy outside. Fireworks going off. Cars racing round beeping horns. Flags flying. People singing and shouting.

It’s gonna be a long longgggggggggggggggg night.

There’s a whiff of paranoia in the air.

Did I read somewhere there would be no eviction tomorrow night… 8)

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i worked in graftons bakery shop when i was 16. at lunchtime i used to have a gi normous sarnie and half a jam n cream cake fa dinner and never pay fa em like we was sposed too. also at closing time whilst the dragon of a manageress was checkin we had tided up properly i used to help meself to 40 fags from the fag…

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Put the mother-in-law down. Let the dog live in her house. And you can then visit it anytime you like.

Will the next person who dies kindly film it so we can be in no doubt that you actually snuffed it…. or indeed… that you actually existed in the first place.