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Almost forgot…. :shock: We still need someone to make the wedding cake.

There are plenty of wannabe tarts out there so whos up for the job.. :?:

And because we are royalty….. a real life DAME would certainly not look out of place. :D

Leave that Canadian cr*ap beer at home though… us Brits are take alcohol much to seriously to allow…[Read more]

Gyps is our resident gypsy… ere one minute… gone the next.. :mrgreen:

Dont you ever get bored.. :?:

Why dont computers let you cheat at cards… :evil:

(True Story}

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. “You obviously do
not
see it then?” she asked. “You placed me next to a black man.
I did not agree to sit next to…[Read more]

@MustangAllie wrote:

You’ve always got me to make fun of fastcars dont you worry

Meaning…?

FAMILYS…. :evil:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

PAINTBALL :shock:

GO KARTS :shock: :shock:

CURRY TINDERLOO :? :? :?

CAFF!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

No wonder I’m fooking gloomy… :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well your the c00nt who said to put heels and a froke on [-(

its ok Sunny….you arrive in a frock and heels and…

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The tits are bad…. but the belly propping em up is worse… :-…

BETTY… 8)

PAINTBALL :shock:

CAFF!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

No wonder I’m fooking gloomy… :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you’re skint Katee you can bring a van load of those Cornish pasties with ye. Slop some mushy peas on the side of the plate and flog em during the break in the DJ’s set.. :D

Seven…… used and abused eh…. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

Registered “Ugo” as a business name

I hope you didnt forget to register “The Village Idiot” as well…. :lol:

Once I picked myself up from the floor from laughing and sat and read it a few times I “think” I got a rough idea what you where trying to get at.

Oh and a guess when u say jist you actually mean gist? :lol:

A tittle is a tit with a title.

We just call him Ugo for short….. :lol:

@ugo wrote:

your only jealous cos you havnt a tittle & you think your a some body but obviously you havnt quite made the impression you had liked to think you had , so in Dibknob Terms your a nobody or just General public , even though the people who have been given tittles may be a pi$$ take but the simple fact of the matter is we have em & you…

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The only people who post their heart wrenching leaving messages are those who have no intention of leaving, but actually want to draw attention to themselves in one way or another. “IF” they get enough loving messages telling them not to leave and how well thought of they are.. they stay. Or (in the case of Ugo)… they bleat on and on looking…[Read more]

Thanks for that Batty. After spending some time messing around with a few things I think the cause is a dodgy internet conection (confirmed by reading your link). Her msn is constantly turning itself on and off as well. Shes with “Talk Talk” so ive advised her to contact the helpdesk and get them to check it out.

Oh and Ugo….. if only life was…[Read more]

PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!

@groucho wrote:

ugo im deadly serious groucho will no longer be around i will not be returning at all despite wat u or others may think it is not groucho saying this its the reel me who took the name groucho

How many times will you be coming back to say goodbye before you actually leave?