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Take it as a compliment bon bon…..

I swop your glue gun for my toasty maker. Be careful with tomatoes though. They burn your lips.

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@bon bon wrote:

@pats wrote:

and we all know why we are discussing wills………glares at rosepetal………..

i leave my msn history to bon bon.

cos i love her.

creep creep……………..

oh and if kateeeeeeee is watchin

tis all lies! :?

*contacts all publishers with regard to Pats m s n files*

Hang on a minute there! Those historys are joint owned and seeing as I aint planning on popping my socks just yet then I remain the sole and rightful owner [-X
And bon bon would find them boring. She doesnt get much of a mention. I’m sure there are others that would be farrrrrrr more interested… 8)

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Gary Mckinnon and Geoff Anscombe

The prodigy and the wannabe

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Do you share your girlfriend with Geoff?

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Will one of you lobby girls take hill and give him a reet good shagging before the poor lad explodes.

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@toybulldog wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

get fooked peebles
you were so boring I had to pm both Pilot and hill to get any action

(bungee-jumps out smelling of dairy products)

yes toy i remember now, u ran to me shouting ‘oh hill thank god ur here, plz oh plz excite me’. so i put ur studed leather dog collor and rein on u and took u round to pats where she was waiting for u wearing her leather leotard and holding a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink: 8)

yep

that’s pretty much how I remember it

Just humour him

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I find him more fascinating than boring.

It cant have been easy getting a 5 year olds brain into a 22 year old head

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@smiley wrote:

@pete wrote:

When i did geographyCroydon wasnt the south

Croydon isn’t down south?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It’s as south as you can fu*cking get without ending up in Brighton you dipstick !!!

Did your geography teacher ever let you know that you was holding the map of Britain upside down? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Loving the Sid karaoke clip… 8)

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Smothering your child with affection causes far more harm than giving them some freedom to live

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@American Woman wrote:

Thanks for all the encouraging words! It honestly helps to hear from people who’ve been through it before. I’m counting the days before he leaves me :roll: . We’re at 23 :shock: .
I’m sure he’s going to have a good time. I think he’s most excited about getting to use a glue stick and safety scissors. I don’t keep them in the house because he does like to torment his little brother and has stuck stickers and peanut butter in his hair :lol: . And of course dumped slimy mud on him yesterday :roll: .
My big concern is a somebody being mean to him. I admit, my son is sheltered. He’s a good boy with a lot of compassion and just the thought of some little brat picking on him breaks my heart. The thought of that first day make me want to vomit. :-… . I do like the idea of getting him a book about starting school – Thanks Rainy! Pat – Your stories were cracking me up :lol: Thanks again for everyone’s responses. Do they have support groups for this sort of thing?? :roll:

Mollycoddling children should be made a criminal offence.

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