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If Pats is up for it then so am I…. 8)

Will have to wait a few hours tho till me lad goes to bed…. :lol:

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette,
with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
“Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question”.

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INSOMNIA

FAITHLESS :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Well I certainly got summet u aint….. :wink:

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I was well appy when I passed my test. I took my girlfriend out for a spin in my 2nd hand, yellow, mark 1 escort. We filled up at the petrol station and I promptly left the petrol cap on the top of the car as we pulled away from the garage. :oops: We then went for a romantic trip along the coast road and stopped for a wander. Upon returning, my starter motor stuck and we had to end up being pushed down the street by a bunch of strangers……. “jump start it” they all shouted as the sweat was pouring from thier brows. Felt a right pr*ick when I had to explain I had only passed me test 10 minutes earlier and didnt know what the fook a jump start was…. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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*grabs his tin hat and curls up under PB’s couch* 8)

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Word of Day…… Sh*itstirrer…. 8)

Happy now Giggles….. :wink: :lol:

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@tiggy wrote:

Hatchet… what a good time to bury one..

Maybe my memorys serving me bad but as far as i can remember there wasnt a hatchet to bury until ‘U’ satrted stirrin the sh*it……. :- :- :-

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FANTASY…. :P

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Early to bed early to rise…. makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

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