flippin crazy

Well, too feckin hot fer sex, shi te on telly, and i is too pickled to thjink of owt to type! :D

Hot orange n pineapple…mmmmmm

Greetings! :D

A girl at work got stuck in the lift…..feckin hilarious it was!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers for that!
Bingo is 9 oclock down the royal oak on thursdays :wink:

Don’t really watch it much, but if leah the old big boobied tart wiv the nasty shades, she gotta go. Can’t stand that nikki thing either…someone slap er!

I used to ave chicken sandwich from our kebab shop til i found out what they put in their mayonnaise…. :shock:

Oh, and i wanna thank Di at work for getting rid of a spider for me

I wanna thank the weatherman for getting it right :P

hmmmmm….that would depend on who made the butty. If it were mi kids, would prob prefer mi own! :shock:

I wanna say sorry to my husband for punching him on his bad shoulder last night. I was avin a nightmare, and punched him one!! Bloody funny it was! :lol:

Renewing mi wedding vows next April, so must be pretty good……either that, or a bloomin good excuse for a pish up! :)

Think mine’s still analogue, and the size of a feckin brick :?

Where i work, they play c.d’s, so spend all day singin along….and we get to chooose what we ave on! Think the customers think i’m a liccle weeny bit insane….specially when i dance n all! :D

Tell em u doin a t.v prog. on the perils of rollercoasters. Get in for nuffink! :P

I wanna thank my mum, my dad, my agent, the producers, the director, and my children, cos without them this moment wouldn’t have been possible :D

I’ve got an uncle called leslie :?

As much as anyone will buy me! :D

Hush your mouth!!! Santa IS real!!!! I go drinkin with him on a saturday night! :P

Totally guilty

ever stolen pick and mix sweeties?