flippin crazy

Good golly! I hate tea and coffee n all! Worked as a waitress for a while when i was at school…had 2 give it up cos the smell made me heave! :shock:

bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce……. can i be bounciest?? :D

:P

Some bloke ont the telly :lol:

Can i add a new category?? Greenest bounciest bogie?? :D

A packet of rice, 3 chomp bars, 2 cartons of ribena, 2 cans of lager, a bottle of cider and 20 ciggies :D

Better than yesterday!

I’d not have married so young…that said, we been together 17 years, so must’ve been right. Wouldn’t ‘ve had affair though…that was one big feck up i’ll always live to regret…… :roll:

The person below me is an alcoholic

Why do i always get the urge to fart when i am having my smear done?? :shock:

Goodnighty

balls!

lancsman, how did u get infront??!!

seems to be a nice girl :)

*looks for summat to give…..*

person below me will pay my phone bill for me :D

shorter but not quite as sweet!!

Can someone write the lyrics to paradise by the dashboard light???
I would, but it would take me a week!

The person below me is in for one hell of a shock ……

every other fecker gone to bed, so GOODNIGHT!! :D

Lone

courtsey