Forget Me Not

khb no (they are heading in the direction I’ve just come from)

either twin will reply but I can only address the question to one of them and only to ask a single question (I can’t ask one and then the other see)

I suppose you’re both right, points for everyone with the first round on me

One day whilst walking around I lose my way. Eventually I come across a fork in a road, but unfortunately the signpost is broken though I find the two broken arms of the post. One says ‘To Town’ and the other says ‘To The Forest’. As I stand there pondering which route to…[Read more]

looks like I can’t get anything past you lot

How does my favourite team always stay at the top of the league when they never score any goals, and lots of people have seen the players touching the ball by hand?

on holiday in the Pyrennees, two men are skiing down the mountainside when suddenly an avalanche strikes. One is nearly saved, but the other is nearly buried under the snow. Who is the more grateful?

lols bet it was a bit stormy

points to boots plus a dormouse shaver

because noone is born a Nobel Peace Prize winner

correct on the first try

how many Nobel Peace Prize winners were born in Switzerland?

@toybulldog wrote:

‘If the Ministry of Health officials had shown a little more understanding, these two people would be alive today. Their action was bureaucracy run riot.’

In support of this allegation, the Reverend ForgetMeNot told the coroner that his curate, who was carrying a vital message to the young husband, had been forcibly detained on…

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OMG over 1,000 posts, god I need to get out more lol

lol

what weighs virtually nothing yet even the strongest man cannot hold for long?

kinda reminds me of that Italian prime minister who was stabbed to death by forty other politicians, all of them members of his own party

or that Scottish guy whose name I forget, who killed his boss and best friend, you know the one who took advice from three old ladies and had a crazy wife

you mean the tortoise, don’t worry I think it lived :wink:

points to pete as well (just so he doesn’t brain me with a tortoise)

wishfairy is right again (or maybe she just googled the name)

poor aeschylus was minding his business one day when an eagle mistook his bald head for a rock and dropped a tortoise on him, hoping to break its shell

you lot have no idea of how close you are lol… or something

nope, though you’re half right lol

which gets me thinking

the ancient Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed by a tortoise. How?

@wishfairy wrote:

scuba diving

We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol no…
give up yet?

no to all of the above