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That’s the whole point Matty …. you all SHOULD use the update page. However, the e-mail is sufficiently convincing that some people MIGHT be tempted to open the attachment.

That would be the worst thing you could do…… hence the warning.

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Cas wrote:

Hey Esme!!!!!!!!!

PB’s not replied to our offer of help,,,,,,,,,,you reckon he’s scared :mrgreen: :- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hear that he’s barricaded himself in at PB Mansions..and has hired a heavyduty bodyguard to patrol the premises…

..None other than Bornfree…we run the risk of death by…

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Quite honestly DOA, no it doesn’t kake sense to me.

Keeping a ”float” of £25K on an ‘in and out’ basis in your current account is therefore way too high IMO. You can adjust this by scheduling twice a mo…[Read more]

Yes I quite understand this. But you have to minimise your day to day current account balance, so as to reduce any risk of the Bank’s default.

Of course you need a current account in order to operate the business. Hovever with careful cash management, your exposure to risk ought to be absolutely minimal and therefore not represent a significant…[Read more]

@wilma wrote:

So……what happens if people (me for example :D ) who are not on any list or team want to join in :?: 8-[

You simply send a PM to ForumHostGM or ForumHostCL Wilma, and they will allocate you to one of the teams. Sorted !!!

Lots of ‘savers’ are taking their money off deposit (with the banks etc) and putting in into government securities. You can buy them through the National Savings:

OK you don’t get as high a rate of interest as you would with say an Icelandic bank ( :lol: :lol: ) but at least your hard earned cash is secure and you can…[Read more]

Oi !!!! Less comments about ears please !!! Mine aren’t floppy like a rabbit’s if you don’t mind :lol: :lol: :lol:

So it won’t be of much help then will it???

How about you start a new recipe thread here Dee???

It’s worse than you think DOA …. the £50K Government “guarantee” only applies to private individuals.

Why not beat the Liquidator and eff off to Las Vagas and enjoy the money whilst you can.

Alternatively …. swat her firmly on the back of the head with a club hammer. It might make a bit of a mess on the floor, but is will definitely stop her crapping indoors !!!!!

“Flounce” ….. :lol:

This breast cancer awareness month is a female thing isn’t it?

In the spirit of fighting prejudice in all its forms, I approached a female this…[Read more]

…. constantly moaning females (see the above for typical examples).

It isn’t only you to spot this. The archive film footage of Randy Mandy a few years ago, complete with his gay moustache, leaning oh so closely towards young Tony frankly makes me shudder.

I think it won’t be too long before he starts his indiscreet briefings to the press and leaks of damaging information. Politics is about to enter (or go back…[Read more]

Bon bon, if you want to boost the performance (speed of operation) of your computer the easiest and simplest way to do this is to increase the RAM.

What DOA says is only part of the story. Yes the “chip” or Processor is at the heart of the computer and a 2.0GHz processor is clearly not going to run as fast as a 3.0GHz one or a dual channel one…[Read more]

Here, in my opinion, is one of the all time great Dave Allen clips. Dave Allen on “Making Love”

Only he could run a monologue on what people say when making love with the immortal line “If Christians say – Oh God I’m coming ………. what do Atheists say???”

@Pete wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Hows about a PBee (with a nice big stinger on it???

that took longer than it should have :?

Love the “P Bee” Pete. I don’t suppose you could make it smaller so that it could be used as an avatar??? Yes I know it’s a bit of a cheek but if you don’t ask …..???

I didn’t know he had much of a character.

Hows about a PBee (with a nice big stinger on it???

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I’m sure when PB gets “lay off” due to the “credit crises”, he will find out how friendly the banks really are!!!!!

With a bit of luck the ”credit crisis” could work to my advantage. As companys fall on hard times, and profits drop and cash flow dries up, they are more likely to seek assistance to dig themselves out…[Read more]